football vs sex

[mayenga]

Football vs Sex.

1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE.

2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK.

3. Condom = GOALKEEPER

4. Condom breaks = PENALTY

5. Abortion = RED CARD

6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN

7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL

8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.

9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.

10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP (Most Valuable Player)

11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH

12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL

13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME.

14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY

15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ

16.Two legs on shoulder = THROW IN
17. Asking her 'how do she wants it' = Taking instructions on the sideline.

18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR

19.Girl becomes pregnant = GoOoOoOallll

20. You and your girl break up= Game over

21. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD

Pass it on don't laugh alone

 

[djsisco]

22. Two men on one woman - substitution

 

[Fasouls]

Preparing ur partiner --WARM UP

 

[kbosho]

hahahahaha that's funny indeed!!!!...

 

[Arctic Tern]

mkuu hiyo no 12 imenivunja mbavu

 

[mayenga]

mkuu hiyo no 12 imenivunja mbavu

hahaha

 

[Mwinuka mzawa]

Umetishaaaa!!!

 

[amkawewe]

😛eep:

 

[mayenga]

Preparing ur partiner --WARM UP

hatariii❗

 

[Aphrodite]

Shower after sex. Warm down

 

[Lovebird]

23..love bites during sex == Luis Suarez (Italy vs Uruguay)

 

[The Don]

Back door sex=attacking fault\diversion of pitch

 

[tinna cute]

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

 

[mayenga]

Back door sex=attacking fault\diversion of pitch

approved

 

[yuclighty]

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaa...........!!!!

 

[Sibonike]

Uchumba = Preseason