Feminism and sexism jokess

[fareed uziel]

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

12.

One to screw it in,

one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination,

one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination,

one to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like",

one to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic,

one to blame men for not changing the bulb,

one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it,

one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs,

one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs,

one to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians,

one to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men,

and one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.

 

[fareed uziel]

Being a sexist doesn't bother me at all. The only people that will call me a sexist are women and their opinion doesn't matter.

 

[fareed uziel]

My wife was so sick this morning that I had to carry her to the kitchen to make my breakfast.

 

[coockie monster]

My girlfriend said to me the other day, "Why did God give women periods with period and labour pains and men nothing?"
I laughed and replied, "Don't be silly, he gave us women."

 

[Kiluuj]

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

12.

One to screw it in,

one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination,

one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination,

one to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like",

one to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic,

one to blame men for not changing the bulb,

one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it,

one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs,

one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs,

one to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians,

one to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men,

and one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.

NONE,
It's not the lightbulb that needs the changing!

 

[pepsin]

True man,he gave the most contraversial organisms to handle,them!

My girlfriend said to me the other day, "Why did God give women periods with period and labour pains and men nothing?"
I laughed and replied, "Don't be silly, he gave us women."

 

[coockie monster]

True man,he gave the most contraversial organisms to handle,them!

yah hahahaha