Family Problems
Two men, one American and an
Indian were sitting in a bar
drinking shot after shot.
The Indian man said to the
American, "You know my parents
are forcing me to get married to
this so called homely girl from a
village whom I haven't even met
once." We call this arranged
marriage.
I don't want to marry a woman
whom I don't love... I told them
that openly and now have a hell
lot of family problems."
The American said, Talking about
love marriages... I'll tell you my
story.
I married a widow whom I
deeply loved and dated for 3
years. "After a couple of years,
my father fell in love with my
step-daughter and so my father
became my son-in-law and I
became my father's father-in-
law.
Legally now my daughter is my
mother and my wife my
grandmother.
More problems occurred when I
had a son. My son is my father's
brother and so he is my uncle.
Situations turned worse when
my father had a son. Now my
father's son i.e. my brother is my
grandson.
Ultimately, I have become my
own grand father and I am my
own grandson..
And you say you have family
problems..
Give me a break !! i ll be back in a
couple of minutes
Two men, one American and an
Indian were sitting in a bar
drinking shot after shot.
The Indian man said to the
American, "You know my parents
are forcing me to get married to
this so called homely girl from a
village whom I haven't even met
once." We call this arranged
marriage.
I don't want to marry a woman
whom I don't love... I told them
that openly and now have a hell
lot of family problems."
The American said, Talking about
love marriages... I'll tell you my
story.
I married a widow whom I
deeply loved and dated for 3
years. "After a couple of years,
my father fell in love with my
step-daughter and so my father
became my son-in-law and I
became my father's father-in-
law.
Legally now my daughter is my
mother and my wife my
grandmother.
More problems occurred when I
had a son. My son is my father's
brother and so he is my uncle.
Situations turned worse when
my father had a son. Now my
father's son i.e. my brother is my
grandson.
Ultimately, I have become my
own grand father and I am my
own grandson..
And you say you have family
problems..
Give me a break !! i ll be back in a
couple of minutes