fidelis zul zorander
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- Mar 6, 2012
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15 Facts u shud know about JACK BAUER...
1. Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
2 Jack Bauer once called the Vice President "Mr. President", but realized his mistake and shot the President. Jack Bauer is never wrong.
3 Jehovah's Witnesses once tried to convert Jack Bauer. After four minutes of interrogation, they admitted Jack Bauer was God.
4 Jack Bauer removed the "Escape" button from his keyboard. Jack Bauer never needs to escape.
5 If Jack Bauer was president, he would protect the secret service.
6 Jack Bauer doesn't have a refresh button on his web browser. All events take place in real time.
7 Jack Bauer does not get taken prisoner. He puts himself in a disadvantageous position so as to make his next several killings more dramatic.
8 "Wen Jack Bauer needs backup, he looks at the mirror...
9 The Incredible Hulk once got so angry it turned into Jack Bauer.
10 The answer is Jack Bauer, the question doesn't matter.
11 When the president runs out of options he says: "Get me Jack Bauer, immediately."
12 Mission Impossible is just another way of saying Mission Without Jack Bauer.
13 Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.
14 If you wish to contact Jack Bauer by phone, your call must first go through the president.
15 Jack Bauer arrested RoboCop. Think about that.
1. Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
2 Jack Bauer once called the Vice President "Mr. President", but realized his mistake and shot the President. Jack Bauer is never wrong.
3 Jehovah's Witnesses once tried to convert Jack Bauer. After four minutes of interrogation, they admitted Jack Bauer was God.
4 Jack Bauer removed the "Escape" button from his keyboard. Jack Bauer never needs to escape.
5 If Jack Bauer was president, he would protect the secret service.
6 Jack Bauer doesn't have a refresh button on his web browser. All events take place in real time.
7 Jack Bauer does not get taken prisoner. He puts himself in a disadvantageous position so as to make his next several killings more dramatic.
8 "Wen Jack Bauer needs backup, he looks at the mirror...
9 The Incredible Hulk once got so angry it turned into Jack Bauer.
10 The answer is Jack Bauer, the question doesn't matter.
11 When the president runs out of options he says: "Get me Jack Bauer, immediately."
12 Mission Impossible is just another way of saying Mission Without Jack Bauer.
13 Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.
14 If you wish to contact Jack Bauer by phone, your call must first go through the president.
15 Jack Bauer arrested RoboCop. Think about that.
