Ndallo
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- Oct 1, 2010
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(1) They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true.
(2) As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.
(3) Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
(4) Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.
(5) Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
(6) Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
(7) Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
(8) Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
(2) As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.
(3) Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
(4) Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.
(5) Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
(6) Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
(7) Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
(8) Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.