Ex-gf wangu kanitia hasara tuu...!!

[Padri Mcharo]

Niaje Wazeiyaaaaaaaaaaaah....

EBANA SAWA:
Mnamkumbuka yule dogo ex-gf wangu (nilowaambiaga kuwa kila napomkumbuka lazima stimu zinipande nanyakua mto najilipua..... Yule niloanza kumgonga tangu yupo form two nikaja kumpiga chini kimazabe)

SASA BANA:
Juzi ucku mtu mzima nimejiachia ghetto, mara cm NGRRRRRRRRRR......
Kucheki hivi namba ya dogo... Nikahamaki "dogo amemiss mkurungu wangu nini... Huyu kama amekuja mjini lazima nimtusue, nimbanjue, nimkaze, nimle".

Kupokea cm dogo anarembua:
Dogo: "Nipo mbezi tangi bovu, tumekuja kula sikukuu"
CHief: "Ahaa..poa karibuni, unaondoka lini"
Dogo: "Tarehe mbili, unapatikana vipi, nikuone"
Chief: "Kesho njoo tukutane mawasiliano"
Dogo: "Poa, lakin iwe mapema maana Shangazi hapa anatoka kazini saa kumi na moja"

EBANAEEEEE:
Usiku huo huo nikaenda pharmacy kuchukua soksi, tayari kwa kupasha kiporo (cjui kitakua kimechacha kubabake).
Asubuhi mapema Engineer nikatoroka kwa ofisi, huyooo mpaka Ubungo Riverside kwenda kuandaa uwanja wa mechi (pale nyuma ya Riverside Social Hall kuna lodge inaitwa "PATAYA") fasta 25,000 mkononi nikapewa daftari la wageni (wassenge wamepandisha mwezi wa kumi nilikuja bei ilikua 20,000).

Hata cjamaliza kujaza details zangu dogo huyooo kapanda hewani:
"Nipo mawasiliano upande wa magari ya tegeta"
Fasta nikadondoka pale kufika hivi Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Dogo kumbe hajaachaga tu ushamba wake!!! Si amekuja pamoja na dada yake, cjui binamu yake yule..!!! Mwili ukalegea, Dushe langu lililokua lishadinda likalala...

Nikachange gear angani, nikawapeleka UDSM pale UDBS nikawapiga makuku choma machipsi na ma vyoda mfululizo labda binamu mtu angelegea na kutuacha pale... lakini waaaapi!!!
Nyama zenyewe wamenusa nusa tuu wameziacha kubabake wangejua loss niloingia plus 25000 yangu kule "PATAYA"

Mwanaume wakati akili inazunguka "What to do now??"
Mara wananiaga "Sie tunaondoka Engineer" (hawajui kama nishakua Chief)
"Mbona mapema hivi jamani" eti "Tunamuwahi shangazi asije kurudi home sie hatupo"

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH:
1. Kazini nimetoroka
2. Muda nilopoteza
3. 25k yangu PATAYA ileeeeeee imeyeyuka
4. Misosi waliyonusa nusa na kuiacha pale UDBS
5. Nauli za wao kuja na kurudi Tangi bovu.

Kwa kweli huyu Ex-gf kanitia hasara, yaani sijui ni ushamba ama alidhamiria.....

Halafu inaonekana dizaini kama hana mtu stable wa kumtunza maana nimemcheki usoni amechakaa chakaa ana vi upele upele amekua mweusi.... Tisa kumi, nguo alizokuja nazo ni zileeeee za mwezi wa pili wakati namgegeda mara ya mwisho.....

Yaani nilikuaga nawaza labda kuna siku tutarudiana lakin kwa situation hii, Hamna tuu...
Na haya ma soksi ngoja nikayatupe demu wangu mpya asije akayaona bureeeeeeee ikawa kashesheeee!!!!

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Kukua ni process ndefu, bado uko kwenye process

 

[mojave]

Niaje Wazeiyaaaaaaaaaaaah....

EBANA SAWA:
Mnamkumbuka yule dogo ex-gf wangu (nilowaambiaga kuwa kila napomkumbuka lazima stimu zinipande nanyakua mto najilipua..... Yule niloanza kumgonga tangu yupo form two nikaja kumpiga chini kimazabe)

SASA BANA:
Juzi ucku mtu mzima nimejiachia ghetto, mara cm NGRRRRRRRRRR......
Kucheki hivi namba ya dogo... Nikahamaki "dogo amemiss mkurungu wangu nini... Huyu kama amekuja mjini lazima nimtusue, nimbanjue, nimkaze, nimle".

Kupokea cm dogo anarembua:
Dogo: "Nipo mbezi tangi bovu, tumekuja kula sikukuu"
CHief: "Ahaa..poa karibuni, unaondoka lini"
Dogo: "Tarehe mbili, unapatikana vipi, nikuone"
Chief: "Kesho njoo tukutane mawasiliano"
Dogo: "Poa, lakin iwe mapema maana Shangazi hapa anatoka kazini saa kumi na moja"

EBANAEEEEE:
Usiku huo huo nikaenda pharmacy kuchukua soksi, tayari kwa kupasha kiporo (cjui kitakua kimechacha kubabake).
Asubuhi mapema Engineer nikatoroka kwa ofisi, huyooo mpaka Ubungo Riverside kwenda kuandaa uwanja wa mechi (pale nyuma ya Riverside Social Hall kuna lodge inaitwa "PATAYA") fasta 25,000 mkononi nikapewa daftari la wageni (wassenge wamepandisha mwezi wa kumi nilikuja bei ilikua 20,000).

Hata cjamaliza kujaza details zangu dogo huyooo kapanda hewani:
"Nipo mawasiliano upande wa magari ya tegeta"
Fasta nikadondoka pale kufika hivi Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Dogo kumbe hajaachaga tu ushamba wake!!! Si amekuja pamoja na dada yake, cjui binamu yake yule..!!! Mwili ukalegea, Dushe langu lililokua lishadinda likalala...

Nikachange gear angani, nikawapeleka UDSM pale UDBS nikawapiga makuku choma machipsi na ma vyoda mfululizo labda binamu mtu angelegea na kutuacha pale... lakini waaaapi!!!
Nyama zenyewe wamenusa nusa tuu wameziacha kubabake wangejua loss niloingia plus 25000 yangu kule "PATAYA"

Mwanaume wakati akili inazunguka "What to do now??"
Mara wananiaga "Sie tunaondoka Engineer" (hawajui kama nishakua Chief)
"Mbona mapema hivi jamani" eti "Tunamuwahi shangazi asije kurudi home sie hatupo"

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH:
1. Kazini nimetoroka
2. Muda nilopoteza
3. 25k yangu PATAYA ileeeeeee imeyeyuka
4. Misosi waliyonusa nusa na kuiacha pale UDBS
5. Nauli za wao kuja na kurudi Tangi bovu.

Kwa kweli huyu Ex-gf kanitia hasara, yaani sijui ni ushamba ama alidhamiria.....

Halafu inaonekana dizaini kama hana mtu stable wa kumtunza maana nimemcheki usoni amechakaa chakaa ana vi upele upele amekua mweusi.... Tisa kumi, nguo alizokuja nazo ni zileeeee za mwezi wa pili wakati namgegeda mara ya mwisho.....

Yaani nilikuaga nawaza labda kuna siku tutarudiana lakin kwa situation hii, Hamna tuu...
Na haya ma soksi ngoja nikayatupe demu wangu mpya asije akayaona bureeeeeeee ikawa kashesheeee!!!!

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

mungu anaendelea kukuadhibu mkuu..

 

[Padri Mcharo]

Kukua ni process ndefu, bado uko kwenye process

Ningekua sijakua nisingeenda kununua condom, nisingelipia Lodge.

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

 

[Padri Mcharo]

mungu anaendelea kukuadhibu mkuu..

Kuniadhibu kivipi mkuu... Kwani niifanya madhambi gani mpaka aniadhibu....

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

 

[Nokia83]

Hukuomba mchezo halaf ukalipia gesti

 

[Ynaa]

Euhhhh,mfungue shule tu jaman!!

 

[Ngarna]

Unabandika maji ya ugali na unga hauna?Utakunywa maji ya moto?

 

[Honey Faith]

Hahaha yani nimecheka hatari

 

[kituli one]

E bana eeh Pataya wamepandisha bei??

 

[Ngarna]

Hahaha yani nimecheka hatari

Wewe mchokozi kilichokuchekesha nini hasa?

 

[mojave]

Kuniadhibu kivipi mkuu... Kwani niifanya madhambi gani mpaka aniadhibu....

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

ulitaka kwenda kumgegeda wakati unae mwingine(usaliti)....ndo maana ukakutwa na hizi hasara
1.25k
2.chakula
3.muda
4.kuchafua boxer..hizi hasara ndo adhabu yako ..mkuu

 

[miss chagga]

bora hiyo 25,000 ungeninunulia bia ha hahaha

 

[Kisu Cha Ngariba]

 

[mgunga pori]

Niaje Wazeiyaaaaaaaaaaaah....

EBANA SAWA:
Mnamkumbuka yule dogo ex-gf wangu (nilowaambiaga kuwa kila napomkumbuka lazima stimu zinipande nanyakua mto najilipua..... Yule niloanza kumgonga tangu yupo form two nikaja kumpiga chini kimazabe)

SASA BANA:
Juzi ucku mtu mzima nimejiachia ghetto, mara cm NGRRRRRRRRRR......
Kucheki hivi namba ya dogo... Nikahamaki "dogo amemiss mkurungu wangu nini... Huyu kama amekuja mjini lazima nimtusue, nimbanjue, nimkaze, nimle".

Kupokea cm dogo anarembua:
Dogo: "Nipo mbezi tangi bovu, tumekuja kula sikukuu"
CHief: "Ahaa..poa karibuni, unaondoka lini"
Dogo: "Tarehe mbili, unapatikana vipi, nikuone"
Chief: "Kesho njoo tukutane mawasiliano"
Dogo: "Poa, lakin iwe mapema maana Shangazi hapa anatoka kazini saa kumi na moja"

EBANAEEEEE:
Usiku huo huo nikaenda pharmacy kuchukua soksi, tayari kwa kupasha kiporo (cjui kitakua kimechacha kubabake).
Asubuhi mapema Engineer nikatoroka kwa ofisi, huyooo mpaka Ubungo Riverside kwenda kuandaa uwanja wa mechi (pale nyuma ya Riverside Social Hall kuna lodge inaitwa "PATAYA") fasta 25,000 mkononi nikapewa daftari la wageni (wassenge wamepandisha mwezi wa kumi nilikuja bei ilikua 20,000).

Hata cjamaliza kujaza details zangu dogo huyooo kapanda hewani:
"Nipo mawasiliano upande wa magari ya tegeta"
Fasta nikadondoka pale kufika hivi Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Dogo kumbe hajaachaga tu ushamba wake!!! Si amekuja pamoja na dada yake, cjui binamu yake yule..!!! Mwili ukalegea, Dushe langu lililokua lishadinda likalala...

Nikachange gear angani, nikawapeleka UDSM pale UDBS nikawapiga makuku choma machipsi na ma vyoda mfululizo labda binamu mtu angelegea na kutuacha pale... lakini waaaapi!!!
Nyama zenyewe wamenusa nusa tuu wameziacha kubabake wangejua loss niloingia plus 25000 yangu kule "PATAYA"

Mwanaume wakati akili inazunguka "What to do now??"
Mara wananiaga "Sie tunaondoka Engineer" (hawajui kama nishakua Chief)
"Mbona mapema hivi jamani" eti "Tunamuwahi shangazi asije kurudi home sie hatupo"

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH:
1. Kazini nimetoroka
2. Muda nilopoteza
3. 25k yangu PATAYA ileeeeeee imeyeyuka
4. Misosi waliyonusa nusa na kuiacha pale UDBS
5. Nauli za wao kuja na kurudi Tangi bovu.

Kwa kweli huyu Ex-gf kanitia hasara, yaani sijui ni ushamba ama alidhamiria.....

Halafu inaonekana dizaini kama hana mtu stable wa kumtunza maana nimemcheki usoni amechakaa chakaa ana vi upele upele amekua mweusi.... Tisa kumi, nguo alizokuja nazo ni zileeeee za mwezi wa pili wakati namgegeda mara ya mwisho.....

Yaani nilikuaga nawaza labda kuna siku tutarudiana lakin kwa situation hii, Hamna tuu...
Na haya ma soksi ngoja nikayatupe demu wangu mpya asije akayaona bureeeeeeee ikawa kashesheeee!!!!

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

Basi sawa

 

[don simon]

Niaje Wazeiyaaaaaaaaaaaah....

EBANA SAWA:
Mnamkumbuka yule dogo ex-gf wangu (nilowaambiaga kuwa kila napomkumbuka lazima stimu zinipande nanyakua mto najilipua..... Yule niloanza kumgonga tangu yupo form two nikaja kumpiga chini kimazabe)

SASA BANA:
Juzi ucku mtu mzima nimejiachia ghetto, mara cm NGRRRRRRRRRR......
Kucheki hivi namba ya dogo... Nikahamaki "dogo amemiss mkurungu wangu nini... Huyu kama amekuja mjini lazima nimtusue, nimbanjue, nimkaze, nimle".

Kupokea cm dogo anarembua:
Dogo: "Nipo mbezi tangi bovu, tumekuja kula sikukuu"
CHief: "Ahaa..poa karibuni, unaondoka lini"
Dogo: "Tarehe mbili, unapatikana vipi, nikuone"
Chief: "Kesho njoo tukutane mawasiliano"
Dogo: "Poa, lakin iwe mapema maana Shangazi hapa anatoka kazini saa kumi na moja"

EBANAEEEEE:
Usiku huo huo nikaenda pharmacy kuchukua soksi, tayari kwa kupasha kiporo (cjui kitakua kimechacha kubabake).
Asubuhi mapema Engineer nikatoroka kwa ofisi, huyooo mpaka Ubungo Riverside kwenda kuandaa uwanja wa mechi (pale nyuma ya Riverside Social Hall kuna lodge inaitwa "PATAYA") fasta 25,000 mkononi nikapewa daftari la wageni (wassenge wamepandisha mwezi wa kumi nilikuja bei ilikua 20,000).

Hata cjamaliza kujaza details zangu dogo huyooo kapanda hewani:
"Nipo mawasiliano upande wa magari ya tegeta"
Fasta nikadondoka pale kufika hivi Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Dogo kumbe hajaachaga tu ushamba wake!!! Si amekuja pamoja na dada yake, cjui binamu yake yule..!!! Mwili ukalegea, Dushe langu lililokua lishadinda likalala...

Nikachange gear angani, nikawapeleka UDSM pale UDBS nikawapiga makuku choma machipsi na ma vyoda mfululizo labda binamu mtu angelegea na kutuacha pale... lakini waaaapi!!!
Nyama zenyewe wamenusa nusa tuu wameziacha kubabake wangejua loss niloingia plus 25000 yangu kule "PATAYA"

Mwanaume wakati akili inazunguka "What to do now??"
Mara wananiaga "Sie tunaondoka Engineer" (hawajui kama nishakua Chief)
"Mbona mapema hivi jamani" eti "Tunamuwahi shangazi asije kurudi home sie hatupo"

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH:
1. Kazini nimetoroka
2. Muda nilopoteza
3. 25k yangu PATAYA ileeeeeee imeyeyuka
4. Misosi waliyonusa nusa na kuiacha pale UDBS
5. Nauli za wao kuja na kurudi Tangi bovu.

Kwa kweli huyu Ex-gf kanitia hasara, yaani sijui ni ushamba ama alidhamiria.....

Halafu inaonekana dizaini kama hana mtu stable wa kumtunza maana nimemcheki usoni amechakaa chakaa ana vi upele upele amekua mweusi.... Tisa kumi, nguo alizokuja nazo ni zileeeee za mwezi wa pili wakati namgegeda mara ya mwisho.....

Yaani nilikuaga nawaza labda kuna siku tutarudiana lakin kwa situation hii, Hamna tuu...
Na haya ma soksi ngoja nikayatupe demu wangu mpya asije akayaona bureeeeeeee ikawa kashesheeee!!!!

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

umefanya siku ya leo kwangu kuwa nzuri big up sana. ila pole kwa maumivu ya loss

 

[Padri Mcharo]

Hukuomba mchezo halaf ukalipia gesti

Ndio. Hata ungekua wewe ungelifanya hivo hivo..... Acha kujifanya much know.

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

 

[Honey Faith]

Wewe mchokozi kilichokuchekesha nini hasa?

Eti ile kitu huwa inauma kama imeplan kupata kitu halafu isipate ni kweli?

 

[Padri Mcharo]

Euhhhh,mfungue shule tu jaman!!

Acha Ujinga wewe... Umekariri statement ya kiboya ambayo members Washamba wa JF huitumia.
Na wewe kumbe mshamba tuu kama Ex-gf wangu.

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

 

[Domhome]

Niaje Wazeiyaaaaaaaaaaaah....

EBANAEEEEE:
Usiku huo huo nikaenda pharmacy kuchukua soksi, tayari kwa kupasha kiporo (cjui kitakua kimechacha kubabake).
Asubuhi mapema Engineer nikatoroka kwa ofisi, huyooo mpaka Ubungo Riverside kwenda kuandaa uwanja wa mechi (pale nyuma ya Riverside Social Hall kuna lodge inaitwa "PATAYA") fasta 25,000 mkononi nikapewa daftari la wageni (wassenge wamepandisha mwezi wa kumi nilikuja bei ilikua 20,000).

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

DUU, MI NILIDHANI NAULI TU...KUMBE HATA LODGE NA GUEST HOUSE, NAZO DESEMBA HUWA BEI INAPAA.....