Mtanzanika
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- Feb 27, 2012
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Chiingereza china wenyewe!
1.English teacher at a secondary:"The
girl goes to school goes'nt she?"
2.Headteacher in a school:"Both of you
three come here"
3.An irritated teacher to a
student:"Tommorow i want you to
come with your father,mother and
both you parents"
4.On seeing TWINS enter his office,the
deputy principal said:"You look
together are you TWICE?"
5.Headteacher heard a teacher
scolding two boys who had been
arguing and said:"Mr.Karisa dont speak
them twice together man,speak once
upon a time"
6.An English teacher inquiring as to
who took his pen
TEACHER:"Who took my pen
yesterday?"
OMAR:"No teacher i tookn't,shaarifa
took"
Sharifa to Omar:"Took me,took you?"
OMAR:"Took you?"
7.Teacher to students in class: "its bad
manners if you go into a house in-
direct without knocking before"
8.Beach boy to a European lady:"You
are hippopotamus of them....you are
ripe?"
1.English teacher at a secondary:"The
girl goes to school goes'nt she?"
2.Headteacher in a school:"Both of you
three come here"
3.An irritated teacher to a
student:"Tommorow i want you to
come with your father,mother and
both you parents"
4.On seeing TWINS enter his office,the
deputy principal said:"You look
together are you TWICE?"
5.Headteacher heard a teacher
scolding two boys who had been
arguing and said:"Mr.Karisa dont speak
them twice together man,speak once
upon a time"
6.An English teacher inquiring as to
who took his pen
TEACHER:"Who took my pen
yesterday?"
OMAR:"No teacher i tookn't,shaarifa
took"
Sharifa to Omar:"Took me,took you?"
OMAR:"Took you?"
7.Teacher to students in class: "its bad
manners if you go into a house in-
direct without knocking before"
8.Beach boy to a European lady:"You
are hippopotamus of them....you are
ripe?"
