Chiingereza china wenyewe! 1.English teacher at a secondary:"The girl goes to school goes'nt she?" 2.Headteacher in a school:"Both of you three come here" 3.An irritated teacher to a student:"Tommorow i want you to come with your father,mother and both you parents" 4.On seeing TWINS enter his office,the deputy principal said:"You look together are you TWICE?" 5.Headteacher heard a teacher scolding two boys who had been arguing and said:"Mr.Karisa dont speak them twice together man,speak once upon a time" 6.An English teacher inquiring as to who took his pen TEACHER:"Who took my pen yesterday?" OMAR:"No teacher i tookn't,shaarifa took" Sharifa to Omar:"Took me,took you?" OMAR:"Took you?" 7.Teacher to students in class: "its bad manners if you go into a house in- direct without knocking before" 8.Beach boy to a European lady:"You are hippopotamus of them....you are ripe?"