English Is A Phunny Language

[zayat]

English Is A Phunny Language
Principal to student... : " Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father
(Any other options???)
Class teacher once said :
"Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
(Who??? paper or student???)
Once Hindi teacher said...."I'm going out of the world to America..."
(hmmm...interesting)
"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..."
(Topsyturvy)
Don't laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
(Grrr....this person needs Basic Communication Skills Class Room Training)
It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. And then she said

"why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
(New Discovery!!!)
Teacher in a furious mood
Write down your name and father of your name!!
(Excuse me...)

 

[Susy]

lbd nimechoka mbona sielewi??????????????

 

[Kaka Sam]

rudia tena sijaelewa kitu

 

[Good Guy]

hahaha Indeed it is,yaani kwenye zile shule za asante mkapa ndø hivyo wanavyoongea kila cku,kuna kaukwel ndan yake.

 

[khauka]

mwalim wetu alikuaga anatuuliza 'is it comin comin?'

 

[Ndibalema]

lbd nimechoka mbona sielewi??????????????

rudia tena sijaelewa kitu

Mh! Naona iwekwe kwa lugha ya Kimatumbi labda itaeleweka kiurahisi (just a joke).

 

[Good Guy]

mwalim wetu alikuaga anatuuliza 'is it comin comin?'

Sis mwalimu ilikua kidogo unamsikia "enheee stop there there."
Kuna siku ndo alitia fora, tulimpelekea maswali akachemka akasemaje "You know this is not a president work." akimaanisha kwamba eti hii sio kazi rahisi. Kazi ipø.

 

[Washawasha]

Sis mwalimu ilikua kidogo unamsikia "enheee stop there there."
Kuna siku ndo alitia fora, tulimpelekea maswali akachemka akasemaje "You know this is not a president work." akimaanisha kwamba eti hii sio kazi rahisi. Kazi ipø.

Hahahahahaha dah! Huyo my teacher wenu ni tembo sio kiboko

 

[Vinci]

Tulishajadili kwenye lile jukwaa la Lugha kwamba neno "ga" linatumika ndivyo sivyo japo mtumiaji anaeleweka na kuleta maana. nakumbishia tuu mkuu. ungeondoa "ga" bado ingeeleweka.

mwalim wetu alikuaga anatuuliza 'is it comin comin?'

 

[255legend]

i laughed, mpaka nikacheka <------ LMAO

 

[Katavi]

Imekaa kiutani lakini wengi ndio huwa tunaongea hivyo mara nyingi!