Duh..kuwa single ni shiiiiiidah

[Nanaa]

Hahhahahahahaha

Aibu tena?...mwambie baridi linakutesa,umemmiss na unataka mpododo

Yataisha b4 u knw t

Hahahhaaaa, na vile alivyonuna...?
Asije kunipa jibu zito bure...ngoja nimuache apumue kwanza...!

 

[Nokia83]

Hahahhaaaa, na vile alivyonuna...?
Asije kunipa jibu zito bure...ngoja nimuache apumue kwanza...!

Unadhani atakataa kuckia unataka mambo?

Sisi wanaume tunalainika sana wen t camz to dat...

Its gud wen u hear ur other half z thnkn of u n anataka mambo

 

[Nanaa]

Unadhani atakataa kuckia unataka mambo?

Sisi wanaume tunalainika sana wen t camz to dat...

Its gud wen u hear ur other half z thnkn of u n anataka mambo

Nitamwambia...loh..
Manake nimemmiss hatariii!

Nlikuwa siamini zile stori za "Usiku silali nakuwaza wewe" Kumbe kweli...!

 

[Herbalist Dr MziziMkavu]

Ntajitahidi...akijifanya mbishi nitamtafuta MziziMkavu anifundishe kutengeneza limbwata la mjusi..

Tena itabidi umtafute yule mjusi kafiri...........Awe kama huyu hapa chini..............

tunamuuwa na kisha unampika awe mtamu kisha unampe shemeji yangu kwenye chakula basi hakutoki huyo atakupenda na kuwa ni mjinga kimapenzi kama alivyo huyo mjusi ........:A S wink::cool2::A S 11:

 

[Nokia83]

Tena itabidi umtafute yule mjusi kafiri...........Awe kama huyu hapa chini..............

tunamuuwa na kisha unampika awe mtamu kisha unampe shemeji yangu kwenye chakula basi hakutoki huyo atakupenda na mjinga kimapenzi kama alivyo huyo mjusi ........:A S wink::cool2::A S 11:

Hehehehhe wanakuwaga na sumu hawa

 

[Nokia83]

Nitamwambia...loh..
Manake nimemmiss hatariii!

Nlikuwa siamini zile stori za "Usiku silali nakuwaza wewe" Kumbe kweli...!

Una hamu tu ww

 

[Nanaa]

Tena itabidi umtafute yule mjusi kafiri...........Awe kama huyu hapa chini..............

tunamuuwa na kisha unampika awe mtamu kisha unampe shemeji yangu kwenye chakula basi hakutoki huyo atakupenda na kuwa ni mjinga kimapenzi kama alivyo huyo mjusi ........:A S wink::cool2::A S 11:

Nakuaminia sana.... Yani hiyo inaitwa hatoki mtu hapa...
Sasa ngoja nijaribu formula one, ikigoma itabidi limbwata lihusike...

Halafu hao mjusi si wanapatikana kwenye mawe?

 

[Nanaa]

Una hamu tu ww

Yani ungejua hata sina...basi tu mahaba yamenivuruga kama bunge la katiba.

 

[Nanaa]

Hehehehhe wanakuwaga na sumu hawa

Huyo nyoka tu ana sumu na analiwa...sembuse mjusi?

 

[Nokia83]

Yani ungejua hata sina...basi tu mahaba yamenivuruga kama bunge la katiba.

Kesho omba mchezo

 

[Nokia83]

Huyo nyoka tu ana sumu na analiwa...sembuse mjusi?

Mashart ya mganga yanakuwaga magumu

 

[Nanaa]

Kesho omba mchezo

Hahahaaaa, yupo mbaliii!

 

[Nokia83]

Hahahaaaa, yupo mbaliii!

Omba hivyohivyo uckie

 

[Nanaa]

Omba hivyohivyo uckie

Yani hadi nimecheka kwa sauti....akichomoa je?

 

[Honey Faith]

Mtt wa watu umekaa kitandani pk yako unawaza mpododo

Umenifanya nicheke kwa kweli

 

[Nanaa]

Umenifanya nicheke kwa kweli

Hahahaaaaa!

 

[Nokia83]

Yani hadi nimecheka kwa sauti....akichomoa je?

Hahahahhaha

Umewahi kuomba ukakataliwa?

 

[Nokia83]

Umenifanya nicheke kwa kweli

Hehehehhe nyie mnaleta utani kwny hizi mambo