Mtambuzi
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Caller: Hi, our printer is not working.<o></o> Customer Service: What is wrong with it?<o></o> Caller: The mouse is jammed.<o></o> Customer Service: Mouse? Are you sure it's a printer as they don't come with a mouse? <o></o> Caller: Do you think I'm stupid? I'm telling you it's the printer! <o></o> Customer Service: Damn fool, it can't be the printer! They don't have a mouse!<o></o> Caller: Oh really?... Mmmmm... I'll send you a picture.<o></o> Scroll down... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .\ . . . . . . . . . . . . <v:shapetype id=_x0000_t75 stroked="f" filled="f" path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" oreferrelative="t" o:spt="75" coordsize="21600,21600"><v:shapetype stroked="f" filled="f" path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" oreferrelative="t" o:spt="75" coordsize="21600,21600"> <v:shapetype id=_x0000_t75 stroked="f" filled="f" path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" oreferrelative="t" o:spt="75" coordsize="21600,21600"><v:stroke joinstyle="miter"></v:stroke><v:formulas><v:f eqn="if lineDrawn pixelLineWidth 0"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @0 1 0"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum 0 0 @1"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @2 1 2"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelWidth"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelHeight"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @0 0 1"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @6 1 2"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelWidth"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @8 21600 0"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelHeight"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @10 21600 0"></v:f></v:formulas><vath o:connecttype="rect" gradientshapeok="t" o:extrusionok="f"></vath><o:lock aspectratio="t" v:ext="edit"></o:lock></v:shapetype><v:shape style="WIDTH: 453.75pt; HEIGHT: 279pt" id=yiv52552952_x005f_x005f_x005f_x005f_x005f_x005f_x005f_x005f_x005f_x005f_x005f_x005f_x005f_x005f_x005f_x0000_i1025 alt="cid:image001.jpg@01CC25CA.C26BADC0" type="#_x0000_t75" o:spid="_x0000_i1025"><v:imagedata src="file:///C:\DOCUME~1\SKALUS~1.SER\LOCALS~1\Temp\msohtmlclip1\01\clip_image001.jpg" o:href="cid:1.1627478466@web120406.mail.ne1.yahoo.com"></v:imagedata></v:shape><o></o> Moral of the story: The customer is always right.<o></o> Listen to him/her and believe what he/she says. <o></o> <o></o> Be patient and ask appropriate questions to each customer<o></o> |
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