Customer is always right

Mtambuzi

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Caller: Hi, our printer is not working.<o:p></o:p>
Customer Service: What is wrong with it?
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Caller: The mouse is jammed.
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Customer Service: Mouse? Are you sure it's a printer as they don't come with a mouse?
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Caller: Do you think I'm stupid? I'm telling you it's the printer!
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Customer Service: Damn fool, it can't be the printer! They don't have a mouse!
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Caller: Oh really?... Mmmmm... I'll send you a picture.
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Moral of the story: The customer is always right.
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Listen to him/her and believe what he/she says.
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Be patient and ask appropriate questions to each customer
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Sasa uncle Mtambuzi unajaribu kutengeneza pia picha ya kutuma nyumbani kuwakonvisi kwa nini haurudi leo!!........lol
 
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Sasa huyu panya naye sijui kwenye printer alikuwa anatafuta nini! Back kwenye mada, ni kweli Bwn Mtambuzi, ni vyema kumsikiliza mteja maana hawezi kureport au kuomba msaada kwa kitu ambacho hakijatokea. Nafikiri tatizo la customer ni namna ya kueleza tatizo likaeleweka!
 
Hah ha ha, something like this happened to my car AC when I left it at the airport for the holiday this summer.
 

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