Mtambuzi
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[TD="bgcolor: transparent"]Caller: Hi, our printer is not working.<o😛></o😛>
Customer Service: What is wrong with it?<o😛></o😛>
Caller: The mouse is jammed.<o😛></o😛>
Customer Service: Mouse? Are you sure it's a printer as they don't come with a mouse? <o😛></o😛>
Caller: Do you think I'm stupid? I'm telling you it's the printer! <o😛></o😛>
Customer Service: Damn fool, it can't be the printer! They don't have a mouse!<o😛></o😛>
Caller: Oh really?... Mmmmm... I'll send you a picture.<o😛></o😛>
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Moral of the story: The customer is always right.<o😛></o😛>
Listen to him/her and believe what he/she says. <o😛></o😛>
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Be patient and ask appropriate questions to each customer<o😛></o😛>
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[TD="bgcolor: transparent"]Caller: Hi, our printer is not working.<o😛></o😛>
Customer Service: What is wrong with it?<o😛></o😛>
Caller: The mouse is jammed.<o😛></o😛>
Customer Service: Mouse? Are you sure it's a printer as they don't come with a mouse? <o😛></o😛>
Caller: Do you think I'm stupid? I'm telling you it's the printer! <o😛></o😛>
Customer Service: Damn fool, it can't be the printer! They don't have a mouse!<o😛></o😛>
Caller: Oh really?... Mmmmm... I'll send you a picture.<o😛></o😛>
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Moral of the story: The customer is always right.<o😛></o😛>
Listen to him/her and believe what he/she says. <o😛></o😛>
<o😛></o😛>
Be patient and ask appropriate questions to each customer<o😛></o😛>
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