Father in law:young man u're coming to seek my daughter's hand in marriage and u're chewing gum.That's a sign of disrespect! Man:sir,I only chew gum when I drink or smoke. Father in law:you mean you drink and smoke and u're here to seek my daughter's hand in marriage? Man:I only drink and smoke when i go to club. Father-in-law:u club too? Man:i'm sorry sir i started clubbing when i came out of prison. Father-in-law:u've also been in prison before?oh my God. Man:sorry sir,i went to jail when i killed somebody!! father inla:what!!!u're a killer. Man:sir,it happened out of anger.It was a certain man that didn't allow me to marry his daughter,so i killed him. Father-in-law:u are highly welcome my son.U are on the right track,u're absolutely the right man for my daughter.