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Clever engineers.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by fundiaminy, Oct 27, 2011.

  1. fundiaminy

    fundiaminy JF-Expert Member

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    Three engineers and three
    accountants are traveling
    by train to a conference. At
    the station, the three
    accountants each buy
    tickets and watch as the
    three engineers buy only a
    single ticket.
    "How are three people
    going to travel on only
    one ticket?" asks an
    accountant. "Watch and
    you'll see," answers an
    engineer. They all board
    the train. The accountants
    take their respective seats
    but all three engineers
    cram into a restroom and
    close the door behind
    them.
    Shortly after the train has
    departed, the conductor
    comes around collecting
    tickets. He knocks on the
    restroom door and says,
    "Ticket, please." The door
    opens just a crack and a
    single arm emerges with a
    ticket in hand. The
    conductor takes it and
    moves on.
    The accountants saw this
    and agreed it was quite a
    clever idea. So after the
    conference, the
    accountants decide to
    copy the engineers on the
    return trip and save some
    money (being clever with
    money, and all). When
    they get to the station
    they buy a single ticket for
    the return trip.
    To their astonishment, the
    engineers don't buy a
    ticket at all. "How are you
    going to travel without a
    ticket?" asked one
    perplexed accountant.
    "Watch and you'll see,"
    answered an engineer.
    When they board the train
    the three accountants
    cram into a restroom and
    the three engineers cram
    into another one nearby.
    The train departs.
    Shortly afterward, one of
    the engineers leaves his
    restroom and walks over
    to the restroom where the
    accountants are hiding. He
    knocks on the door and
    says, "Ticket, please."
     
  2. A

    Arshant Member

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    Ni noumer
     
  3. Given Edward

    Given Edward Verified User

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    Pretty nyc!
     
  4. mgodi

    mgodi JF-Expert Member

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    Teh! teh! teh! teh!
     
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    TUMY JF-Expert Member

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    They real show the difference. i like it
     
  6. mchemsho

    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Watake radhi ma accountant plz, ndo mana nilikataa ku major accounts.
     
  7. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaaaa!! wamepigwa bao kweupeeeee!!!
     
  8. mysteryman

    mysteryman JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha kama namwona alivyo nyoosha mkono kutoa tiketi.,lol
     
  9. mojoki

    mojoki JF-Expert Member

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    atamalizana nao kwenye payroll hao mabwege
     
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    mama jemima Member

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    hahahahahaaaa! Kwenye payrol! Tunakomaje!
     
  11. ngulinho

    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    kudhulumiwa pap!!!
     
  12. MAYOO

    MAYOO Senior Member

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    Du, mbona imekula kwao hao ma accountant!
     
  13. segere

    segere JF-Expert Member

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    ..ndo mana kila mwaka nikiondoka na kozi za accounts kwenye masomo yangu nakuwa ka chizi vile,bt kutunza fedha najua ndo mana nkamnunulia huyo Engineer ***** tiketi awapelekee nduguze chumba cha pili..
     
  14. THK DJAYZZ

    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaaa ! How the hell they will see ?
     
  15. Jaluo_Nyeupe

    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

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    ndio ubaya wa copy and paste kwa kutumia akili za masaburini.
     
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