Chinese is sick...

[Salamander]

Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick.

Boss: When I'm sick I have sex with my wife, try it.

Later chinese called back: It worked. Me better. You got nice house!

 

[HIMARS]

Aiseee jamaa kaliwa

 

[Dragoon]

te teeeee haa

 

[lobustara]

Heheheheheheheeew

 

[Makini]

Ha ha ha, oh my, vingine vinahuzunisha badala ya kuchekesha. Maskini that boss!!!! Next time itabidi awe careful na instructions. 'I have sex with my wife. You should have sex WITH YOUR WIFE or girlfriend'

 

[Totos Boss]

Mchana mwema

 

[KOKUTONA]

oooh my.........poor him

 

[Honey Faith]

Huyo kazi hana