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stata mzuka said:

Mwanafunzi wa form IV kwenye chumba cha mtihan wa Hesabu baada ya dakika30 akakaa chini ghafla,,Msimamizi akashangaa na kumuuliza"Kwanini umekaa chini?"
Mwanafunzi akajibu"Swali la 9 linasema SOLVE THIS QN WITHOUT USING TABLE"

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stata mzuka said:

Mwanafunzi wa form IV kwenye chumba cha mtihan wa Hesabu baada ya dakika30 akakaa chini ghafla,,Msimamizi akashangaa na kumuuliza"Kwanini umekaa chini?"
Mwanafunzi akajibu"Swali la 9 linasema SOLVE THIS QN WITHOUT USING TABLE"

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serio said:

[h=5]Pliz my name is MKUWA RAJAB I am finish fom for. Ze everybody is to say we get za divishen 0, My part I am saying not I am not get divshen 0. I am vere vere intelijens, but pipoz don’t like me. I have experience in singing bongoflava, so pipoz are jelas, the have put ...majik so I get diveshen 0. But I am clever becoz ask me forekzampo, what is fomula for water? Ze fomula for water iz Hech to O. Now why you give me dishen 0? Ok ask me anadha forekzampo what iz President of America? Ze president of America iz Obama. Ze gavament shud change my marks to dishen 2, because the youth are ze future of my country. If we get divishen 0 zen all the future is divishen 0. So giv us more maks becoz of ze future. Pliz mzee put on ze yua fb wall so ze Plezident will see.......[/h]

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thadei kimambo said:

dah mtanivunja mbavu zangu

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serio said:

this is damn funny.

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