A lie detector robot* **
A Dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
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*He decides to test it at dinner.
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*"Son, where were you today?"
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*The son says "at school dad."
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*Robot slaps the son!
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*"Ok, I watched a DVD at my friends house!" the son says
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*"What DVD?" asks the father
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*"Toy story."
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*Robot slaps the son again!
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*"Ok, it was a p#rno" cries the son.
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*"What!? When I was your age I didn't know what p#RN was" says the dad.
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*Robot slaps the dad!
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*Mom laughs "Ha Ha Ha! He's certainly your son."
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*Robot slaps the mom.
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*Pin drop Silence.*