Cheka kidogo Basi... ni Ijumaa

[vivian]

[h=5]One Sunday, a certain Church Held Prayers for all Singles who wanted mates!" the Singles were grouped on one side and Told To Pray For their Heart desires...
A lady prayed, "oh lord I don't want to marry a short man. Any short man coming my way, I bound him by the Holly ghost fire!"
And there is this short man

standing next to her praying,"Oh
Lord, you know I am short, Handsome And a Millionaire, But I
have lacked a mate.."
when she heard the Word 'Millionaire', Her prayers changed
to, "Oh Lord, is that your voice? Who am I to say no..? I Will be
married by the Content and Ignore the container..

[/h]

 

[Mlachake]

In the event of a fire what "steps" would you take onyango was asked. Very large ones he replied.

 

[Mlachake]

Hebu andika hizi number kwa kiswahili 10,001 na 11,000.............. Ha musini confuse

 

[Mlachake]

Maboy, girlfriend akidai haujawahimpeleka place expensive..... Mpeleke petrol station

 

[Mlachake]

Hahaha! Ati ujinga nikuimba ile wimbo ya ''Nibebe'' na wewe mwenyewe una weigh 90kg!

Ujinga ni_________

 

[Mlachake]

Please translate to english "mama mimi ni mtoto wako wa ngapi".

 

[Herg]

Hebu andika hizi number kwa kiswahili 10,001 na 11,000.............. Ha musini confuse

10,001 = Elfu kumi, na moja
11,000 = Elfu kumi na moja

 

[Mlachake]

I will only be impressed by technology the day we are able to download food.

 

[Leak]

[h=5]One Sunday, a certain Church Held Prayers for all Singles who wanted mates!" the Singles were grouped on one side and Told To Pray For their Heart desires...
A lady prayed, "oh lord I don't want to marry a short man. Any short man coming my way, I bound him by the Holly ghost fire!"
And there is this short man

standing next to her praying,"Oh
Lord, you know I am short, Handsome And a Millionaire, But I
have lacked a mate.."
when she heard the Word 'Millionaire', Her prayers changed
to, "Oh Lord, is that your voice? Who am I to say no..? I Will be
married by the Content and Ignore the container..

[/h]

hahahahahahahahahaha
hapa hakuna kuomba usanii tu!

 

[nemic4u]

Hebu andika hizi number kwa kiswahili 010,01 na 11,000.............. Ha musini confuse

10,001 kumi elfu na moja

11,000 kumi na moja elfu / elfu kumi na moja

 

[Filipo]

I will only be impressed by technology the day we are able to download food.

I like this!

 

[Preta]

Maboy, girlfriend akidai haujawahimpeleka place expensive..... Mpeleke petrol station

penda hii....

 

[Katavi]

I will only be impressed by technology the day we are able to download food.

hahahaah! Hii imetulia.

 

[Mphamvu]

Mbav zangu meeen...

 

[vivian]

Jamani Friday ya Mwanzo wa Mwezi Leo full Bata....... Hureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Filipo]

Jamani Friday ya Mwanzo wa Mwezi Leo full Bata....... Hureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Pande za wapi upo nikupe kampani. Ila isiwe kesho maana tunakikao cha jf members huko Arusha na nitakuwa na wife wangu mpendwa sana marejesho!