heheh dah! waswahili wa pwani wanasema "mume majukumu, shemeji ucheshi" halaf wanamalizia na kile kicheko cha tarabu, sasa mimi si shemeji bana inabidi lazma nikachangamshe ka husny ketu ili kasiboreke ila huyu Uporoto nae amenilet down kwa cheusimangala, nilimpigia debe sana lakini siku hiyo kwa mshtuko sana cheusimangala akaja kutualika harusi mbele ya uporoto na bwana harusi sio uporoto. Sasa mara hii shemeji nimekaa mkao wa chura, akizembea narukia. (usiniquote)Pa muhimu ndo hapo umekumbuka ...lol... Hapo uliposahau sio muhimu saaana; SASA Tatizo ndo hua hapo!! Ndio hujampindua na yupo na mtoto husny... But is it worth it?? Kwamba akiwa na Uporoto its ok but ukija tu AU Husny akihisi presense yako anawehuka kabisa!! Kwamba Uporoto anapokua na mtoto katika lile tendo la faragha anajua kabisa kua she is thinking of Klorokwini (sometimes yawezekana hata jina linatajwa..lol)
Tell me Klorokwini.... Uporoto aendelee kushikilia tu maandiko sababu tu Klorokwini na Husny wanakua modest na ni dhahiri wanam-pity Uporoto.... Imagine mwanaume kua pitied.... I feel for him aiseee (utanisamehe-maana nilivo mmbea....)
heheh dah! waswahili wa pwani wanasema "mume majukumu, shemeji ucheshi" halaf wanamalizia na kile kicheko cha tarabu, sasa mimi si shemeji bana inabidi lazma nikachangamshe ka husny ketu ili kasiboreke ila huyu Uporoto nae amenilet down kwa cheusimangala, nilimpigia debe sana lakini siku hiyo kwa mshtuko sana cheusimangala akaja kutualika harusi mbele ya uporoto na bwana harusi sio uporoto. Sasa mara hii shemeji nimekaa mkao wa chura, akizembea narukia. (usiniquote)
Halaf hiyo source mbona haionekani au imepata viza ya zimbabwe?Dah!!! "I am short of words" Source: Kaizer
Khaaaaaaa! hiyo ni habbar mbaya sana kwa yale makoloni lolHio source imebanwa bana...lol... But ukii-PM nina PW yake nakujibu tu! lol
Duh! hivi ni wewe asha umenena maneno haya ? wewe mimi sio mwanaume wa kuonewa huruma na Husny yuko kwangu kwa mapenzi yake,ni kweli siwezi kuwa hapa muda wote naukimbia umaskini,kuna tuhuma kuwa we ni mod sasa hebu chungulia PM box yangu na pia tembelea visitor page uone totoz zinavyojigonga kwangu lakini sina time nao,mimi na hus hus na mimi,kloro asikupoteze ni besti yangu hapa.Pa muhimu ndo hapo umekumbuka ...lol... Hapo uliposahau sio muhimu saaana; SASA Tatizo ndo hua hapo!! Ndio hujampindua na yupo na mtoto husny... But is it worth it?? Kwamba akiwa na Uporoto its ok but ukija tu AU Husny akihisi presense yako anawehuka kabisa!! Kwamba Uporoto anapokua na mtoto katika lile tendo la faragha anajua kabisa kua she is thinking of Klorokwini (sometimes yawezekana hata jina linatajwa..lol)Tell me Klorokwini.... Uporoto aendelee kushikilia tu maandiko sababu tu Klorokwini na Husny wanakua modest na ni dhahiri wanam-pity Uporoto.... Imagine mwanaume kua pitied.... I feel for him aiseee (utanisamehe-maana nilivo mmbea....)
Duh! hivi ni wewe asha umenena maneno haya ? wewe mimi sio mwanaume wa kuonewa huruma na Husny yuko kwangu kwa mapenzi yake,ni kweli siwezi kuwa hapa muda wote naukimbia umaskini,kuna tuhuma kuwa we ni mod sasa hebu chungulia PM box yangu na pia tembelea visitor page uone totoz zinavyojigonga kwangu lakini sina time nao,mimi na hus hus na mimi,kloro asikupoteze ni besti yangu hapa.
Man..... Really hope hapo sijaelewa kama nilivoelewa... What exactly is that??
That was Groucho Marx's definition of a wife. He was a comedian. He had many funny quotes like: "She got her good looks from her father--he's a plastic surgeon" and "The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open." Or "Pop never used a tape measure. He didn't believe in it. He said he could just look at a man and tell his SIZE, with the result that frequently he'd make a pair of pants with one trouser leg seven or eight inches longer than the other."
Sijawahi msikia aaaisee!! Seems to be a great comedian... Hapo pameniacha hoi! Where do i get his stuff Pal??
Aminia kamanda. Wewe na husny kama e mail na paswedi.Duh! hivi ni wewe asha umenena maneno haya ? wewe mimi sio mwanaume wa kuonewa huruma na Husny yuko kwangu kwa mapenzi yake,ni kweli siwezi kuwa hapa muda wote naukimbia umaskini,kuna tuhuma kuwa we ni mod sasa hebu chungulia PM box yangu na pia tembelea visitor page uone totoz zinavyojigonga kwangu lakini sina time nao,mimi na hus hus na mimi,kloro asikupoteze ni besti yangu hapa.
hehehe huyu auntie yako huyu! acha namimi nitimue tu, nitaludidaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!! napita tu ila nitarudi muda si mrefu.
Una uhakika hajabadili ID?Na hilo ndo lilini-push... Baada ya kugoma kuchangia Uzi ule wa mwisho uloleta utata... Nikampa ultimatum.... PW or he lets go!
Na leo hata ukitumia gilasi tu kunywa maji umeondoka na ng'wena....he he he!.mwenzie huyu....
There you go my dear: Groucho Marx - Biography Be carefully, he married three times and divorced all ofthem.
hehehe huyu auntie yako huyu! acha namimi nitimue tu, nitaludi
Una uhakika hajabadili ID?
heri mie sijasema