Chagua wa kutoka nae valentine day kutoka jf.

[Saint Ivuga]

Nipe pesa ya soda nikuitie. . . .

ayaaaaaa

 

[Dr Lizzy]

ayaaaaaa

Haya na wewe nipe. . .
Atakae toa za kutosha ndio namwitia.

 

[Mungi]

Nwaigwe

 

[Kaunga]

Mzee Mwanakijiji!

 

[Ennie]

Namshangaa... Juzi alijinadi dau lake milioni... Akampunguzia mtu hadi laki tisa na tisini elfu...
Leo kalipandisha hadi milioni na nusu!

Cheap is expensive.

 

[Gabmanu]

Kwel cheap is expensive.
Labda m ntatoka naaa.....naniii
mwenyewe. Kwan mbaya?

 

[jouneGwalu]

he he he
jG bana
wameshamchagua nayekukutaga naye mnapika unajidai eti wakuachie
unataka sklepa?

hahahahahaha
poa bana mi chichemi...

 

[nitonye]

Thanks darling! Yaani usingenitaja ningekununia mpaka mwaka uishe!... Tutakuwa pamoja kama kawaida yetu!

Dunia ni yetu mama wenye kusema acha waseme mwishoni watalala

 

[Husninyo]

Husninyo will you kindly honor this poor dude your valuable and cherished company on valentine?

OMG! i won't dare to lose this golden chance. Lol,
request accepted.

 

[Husninyo]

Hah!
Am spichiles!
Are you for real?
Nilidhani fang ni program kwa ajili ya like once in a year na kukamata wakorofi.

Husyn, you are in trouble, ukisema tu No bunsen banner mwaka mzima.

hehehehe! Niseme NO nina kichaa! Lol, acha maneno usije ukanipeperushia fang.

 

[Leonard Robert]

chaguo langu ni ELIZA WA TEGETA.

 

[Husninyo]

Anhaa....
Interesting!
Chaguaneni weee,
ila mtubakizie tu!

changamka bwana, usije ukakosa.

 

[Kongosho]

Khah, umekubali kirahisi hivi?
Naomba niwe kijimod ili nimtishie desh desh

hehehehe! Niseme NO nina kichaa! Lol, acha maneno usije ukanipeperushia fang.

 

[Husninyo]

dah!ngoja nisubiri majeruhi ya valentine day

siku ya upendo hakuna kujeruhiwa wala kujeruhi.

 

[Husninyo]

Na mimi je?

Mtanchagiliaaaaaa ????????????

nimekuchagulia g mpolee.

 

[Husninyo]

Khah, umekubali kirahisi hivi?
Naomba niwe kijimod ili nimtishie desh desh

heee! Nyie wazee wa zamani ndio mlikuwa mnadengua dengua. Hakuna muda wa kubembeleza bana.

 

[Husninyo]

Swahiba maneno yako yamenifanya niamini kuwa kweli urafiki wetu ni wa shida na raha! Mie penda wewe sana! Utoke na uporoto tafadhali.

swahiba anayekupenda atakujali, kama si kwa mali hata kwa hali.
Uporoto kanikimbia, anaona valentine day imekaribia lakini hapokei simu. Acha nitafute replacement. Lol

 

[Husninyo]

Mzee Mwanakijiji!

hivi huyo mzee atakubali mtoko kweli! Lol.

 

[Roulette]

Namtaka RussianRoulette... And I mean it!

Mbona Banned sasa? Na I was prepared pia...
Ngoja nione kama kuna mngine alie nichagua.

 

[Bishanga]

kataa kata,
buzi langu mwenyewe,
wala si la kuazima,
si la vin'gung'uti,
huo mnazi wakatika,
hiyo nyumba yabomoka,
bomoka bomoooo bomooo boooooooo!!!!