Catch me if you can boy

Benny · Dec 7, 2015

Kasinde said:
You scared me man,

Hahah scarring is the true measure of a monster

Kasie · Dec 7, 2015

kaka kipande said:
Kasinde said:

You scared me man,

Hahah scarring is the true measure of a monster

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And you are one of them so you scare me too
Lemme run to my boo, it's tea bag chopped in a cup of chocolate...... fingers licking.....

mbingunikwetu · Dec 7, 2015

Kasinde said:
No matter what I do all I think about is you
Even when am with my boo boy you know am crazy about you........
......You don't know what you mean to me.......
I I love you I I need you baby I I love you I do I do
......you don't know what you mean to me.

mmmhhh! Are these words quotations from novels or from your heart?

Nyani Ngabu · Dec 8, 2015

Kasinde said:
You scared me man, can't do that. If it's that worthy am out..... count me off
Just give it to other pls

Umefanyaje..?

Kasie · Dec 8, 2015

Nyani Ngabu said:
Umefanyaje..?

Hhahahahaahhaaaaa you youu you naughty pumpkin hahahahahaaaaaaaa

You wanna know how I did? ....................................

Come closer................. gimme your ear................. I wanna whisper............ others shouldn't hear.............

Kasie · Dec 8, 2015

mbingunikwetu said:
mmmhhh! Are these words quotations from novels or from your heart?

Quoted from somewhere.......

But when written and said come from deep down heart

Kasie · Dec 8, 2015

You are my sweetie.......... my sugar.............. my honey.............. my lover.........

Lets go dancing............... the party is over.............

I'll be with you......... forever.....................

Oooooh yes................ Ooooh yes..................

Oooooh yes..................

Sweet pie thanks for the airtime, it was my breakfast and am full.

Mmwaaaaaaah!

Benny · Dec 8, 2015

Kasinde said:
kaka kipande said:

And you are one of them so you scare me too
Lemme run to my boo, it's tea bag chopped in a cup of chocolate...... fingers licking.....

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Hahahah Remember???...you said scared people are weird

Hahahah doesn't mean your weird...

BUT...

it's just tells me you're not far from me so am gon' catch you soon

Good Afternoon!!!

olonyor engai · Dec 8, 2015

GIUSEPPE said:
Dada Kasinde nimesikia vibaya sana niliposoma hapo kwenye nyekundu, sikutaka hata kumalizia kujua hadithi hii inaishia vipi. nimekupm namba yangu ukipenda waweza nitafuta. Duu,i think you need someone to catch you, and i should be the one.

You are the only genious who understood the lady,congrants

Kasie · Dec 8, 2015

kaka kipande said:
Kasinde said:

Hahahah Remember???...you said scared people are weird

Hahahah doesn't mean your weird...

BUT...

it's just tells me you're not far from me so am gon' catch you soon

Good Afternoon!!!

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Huuh!!!

So na wewe ni ajuza? mla ujana? are you popo?

Thats Kasie.

Good night

Benny · Dec 8, 2015

Kasinde said:
kaka kipande said:

Huuh!!!

So na wewe ni ajuza? mla ujana? are you popo?

Thats Kasie.

Good night

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Hahaha No No

Bado sijafikia huko bado sanaa

Jaribu kuguess how old I am nichekeee mimi hapa...

mbingunikwetu · Dec 8, 2015

Kasinde said:
You you pumpkin. .... I know the pumpkin soup has driven me crazy.
I can't press the pedals and change gears as you are the driver and I like the way you pump on bumps......
Hahaaaaaa kidding you.....I still bet you can't catch me. But the day you catch me I will give you WHATEVER YOU WANT FROM KASIE. Keep this words and I put a seal for future reference.

Now I know! You like the way they PUMP ON BUMPS! while you feel their PUMPKINS pressing on BUMPS and their PUMPKIN'S SOUP have driven you CRAZY! It appears once the PUMPKIN SOUP is served/out you can turn around and LEAK it and by your own words the soup has driven you CRAZY! Oh kasie by your own words you prefer ngabu TOILET to jimmy TOILET! but either way the TOILET is there!! I salute ngabu nyani for he knew the racing road where he can cath you easily while crazy! Unfortunate for you very few can dare to cath you for they are not used to DRIVE and PUMP on BUMPS! And according to you I bet, if aman cannot RACE with you through BUMPS he is just a boy regardless of his age and you are sure he cant catch you! Most of us are used to drive not on BUMPS but on VALLEYS!!! The drive on VALLEYS is smooth and very natural! Whenever the VALLEY knows that someone is about to drive through it, it cries with tears of joy which smoothens the road to allow a SMOOTH journey! I'm fond of driving through VALLEYS! If any one you does not mind to allow me to pass through her VALLEY my pm is open till midnight! Paying for the VALLEY TOLLS has never been a problem to me! But to drive through BUMPS! God forbid! I would rather give up driving completely than to dare such an awful and humiliating drive through BUMPS! (according to me and most of us!)

HAMY-D · Dec 8, 2015

Kweli kadri mtu anavyozeeka ndio akili inarudi na kuwa ya kitoto.

mbingunikwetu · Dec 8, 2015

Kasinde said:
You you pumpkin. .... I know the pumpkin soup has driven me crazy.
I can't press the pedals and change gears as you are the driver and I like the way you pump on bumps......
Hahaaaaaa kidding you.....I still bet you can't catch me. But the day you catch me I will give you WHATEVER YOU WANT FROM KASIE. Keep this words and I put a seal for future reference.

Kasie says she cant press the pedals and change the gears as you are a driver! It gives an impression that "she" was once a driver! But now "she" "she' has given up driving because "she' likes the way you PUMP on "her" BUMPS! and your PUMPKIN'S SOUP has driven "her" CRAZY! In otherwords it is more enjoyable to 'her' for someone to DRIVE on "her" BUMPS rather than DRIVING "herself"! Now comes "her" question "boy catch me if yo can whi le I know you can't". "she" is right we can't! Courageous people like ........... who can dare to race through BUMPS are very few amoung us!

Kasie · Dec 9, 2015

Asiyejua maana haambiwi maana na kama badala ya kuuliza apate na aelezwe maana ANAJIFANYA bingwa wa kutafsiri basi dawa ni kumuacha aendelee kushangaa mataa na aende feri kushangaa zaidi shilingi inazama meli inaelea. Kiruuu...... mbutanangaaa

Kasie · Dec 9, 2015

kaka kipande said:
Kasinde said:

Hahaha No No

Bado sijafikia huko bado sanaa

Jaribu kuguess how old I am nichekeee mimi hapa...

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Then you are my grandson.
End of story!

Benny · Dec 9, 2015

Kasinde said:
kaka kipande said:

Then you are my grandson.
End of story!

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Hahahahahahah...you made it

I thought I told ya

It might be pretty funny hahah

Kasie · Dec 9, 2015

kaka kipande said:
Kasinde said:

Hahahahahahah...you made it

I thought I told ya

It might be pretty funny hahah

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Not funny anymore

mbingunikwetu · Dec 9, 2015

Wenye akili zao wameshafamu! That's why somebody here was warned not to dance your song! Endelea kuficha siri iliyowazi! Ndio maana wengi kwenye uzi huu baada ya kufahamu wameingia mitini! Na mimi naungana nao bye!

Kasie · Dec 9, 2015

Hahahahahaaa raha sana asikwambie mtu. Siri ya mtungi aijuae kata, kata kata kata mwanangu kata wala usiogope mgongo wako mwenyewe wala hukuazima kaataa kaataa kata kata kata.
Huo mjumba unabomoka huo mjumba unabomoka wakati wa kubomoka hubomoka bomo bomo bomo boooomoka.

Huo mnazi unakatika huo mnazi unakatika wakati wa kukatika hukatika kati kati kati kaaaatika.

Huo mgari mkweche mkweche huo mgari mkweche mkweche wakati wa kuondoka huondoka kweche kweche kweche kweeeeche.

Strawberry banana plums...... Kasie tandale ndo kwetu mbagala kwa shosti angu manzese ndo kwangu.

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