Bujibuji na mchina wake

Thread starter Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume
Start date Feb 21, 2013

Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume

Platinum Member

Feb 21, 2013

#1

Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA
kama_________
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina
Tv,microwave,torch,kikata
kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth
pickii
4.kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi
mfano Nokla,Blackderry,Samvang
5.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1
missed call
6.Ukiwa karibu na lorry
likawashwa kitu kinaandika
"Charger Connected"
7.lazma iwe na Simu card Mbili na
bettry mbili
8.kukiwa hamna umeme inaandika
"insert sim card"
9.ukipost status facebook ina post
10 nyingine bila ww kujua
10. Ukipita karibu na mchina uku
bluetooth ikiwa on ,simu
inaonesha new hardware found,
please enter pairing code

Kobe

JF-Expert Member

Feb 21, 2013

#2

Bujibuji said:
Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA
kama_________
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina
Tv,microwave,torch,kikata
kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth
pickii
4.kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi
mfano Nokla,Blackderry,Samvang
5.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1
missed call
6.Ukiwa karibu na lorry
likawashwa kitu kinaandika
"Charger Connected"
7.lazma iwe na Simu card Mbili na
bettry mbili
8.kukiwa hamna umeme inaandika
"insert sim card"
9.ukipost status facebook ina post
10 nyingine bila ww kujua
10. Ukipita karibu na mchina uku
bluetooth ikiwa on ,simu
inaonesha new hardware found,
please enter pairing code

Haha haha, hahaha. .mkuu umenifurahisha sana nipo hapa hotel napata msosi nimecheka kwa sauti maana nipo alone mpk jamaa wengine wametabasam kwa hiki kicheko.

steveachi

JF-Expert Member

Feb 21, 2013

#3

Bujibuji said:
Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA
kama_________
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina
Tv,microwave,torch,kikata
kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth
pickii
4.kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi
mfano Nokla,Blackderry,Samvang
5.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1
missed call
6.Ukiwa karibu na lorry
likawashwa kitu kinaandika
"Charger Connected"
7.lazma iwe na Simu card Mbili na
bettry mbili
8.kukiwa hamna umeme inaandika
"insert sim card"
9.ukipost status facebook ina post
10 nyingine bila ww kujua
10. Ukipita karibu na mchina uku
bluetooth ikiwa on ,simu
inaonesha new hardware found,
please enter pairing code

teh teh teh teh,mjomba,kweli mchina ni nouma

mpinga shetani

JF-Expert Member

Feb 21, 2013

#4

Bujibuji said:
Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA
kama_________
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina
Tv,microwave,torch,kikata
kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth
pickii
4.kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi
mfano Nokla,Blackderry,Samvang
5.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1
missed call
6.Ukiwa karibu na lorry
likawashwa kitu kinaandika
"Charger Connected"
7.lazma iwe na Simu card Mbili na
bettry mbili
8.kukiwa hamna umeme inaandika
"insert sim card"
9.ukipost status facebook ina post
10 nyingine bila ww kujua
10. Ukipita karibu na mchina uku
bluetooth ikiwa on ,simu
inaonesha new hardware found,
please enter pairing code

uuuwi, mbavu zangu!!!

Ralphryder

JF-Expert Member

Feb 21, 2013

#5

Bujibuji said:
Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA
kama_________
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina
Tv,microwave,torch,kikata
kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth
pickii
4.kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi
mfano Nokla,Blackderry,Samvang
5.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1
missed call
6.Ukiwa karibu na lorry
likawashwa kitu kinaandika
"Charger Connected"
7.lazma iwe na Simu card Mbili na
bettry mbili
8.kukiwa hamna umeme inaandika
"insert sim card"
9.ukipost status facebook ina post
10 nyingine bila ww kujua
10. Ukipita karibu na mchina uku
bluetooth ikiwa on ,simu
inaonesha new hardware found,
please enter pairing code

Kweli wee bujibuji!

Mnyamwezi wa Urambo

JF-Expert Member

Feb 21, 2013

#6

Bujibuji said:
Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA
kama_________
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina
Tv,microwave,torch,kikata
kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth
pickii
4.kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi
mfano Nokla,Blackderry,Samvang
5.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1
missed call
6.Ukiwa karibu na lorry
likawashwa kitu kinaandika
"Charger Connected"
7.lazma iwe na Simu card Mbili na
bettry mbili
8.kukiwa hamna umeme inaandika
"insert sim card"
9.ukipost status facebook ina post
10 nyingine bila ww kujua
10. Ukipita karibu na mchina uku
bluetooth ikiwa on ,simu
inaonesha new hardware found,
please enter pairing code

Mkuu kuna simu ya mchina ina hiyo kitu? Duh basi na mimi ngoja nitafute moja.

sifongo

JF-Expert Member

Feb 21, 2013

#7

Kobe said:
Haha haha, hahaha. .mkuu umenifurahisha sana nipo hapa hotel napata msosi nimecheka kwa sauti maana nipo alone mpk jamaa wengine wametabasam kwa hiki kicheko.

Hakika lazima ucheke.........jamaa ni soo.

TAMKO

JF-Expert Member

Feb 21, 2013

#8

Bujibuji said:
Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA
kama_________
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina
Tv,microwave,torch,kikata
kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth
pickii
4.kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi
mfano Nokla,Blackderry,Samvang
5.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1
missed call
6.Ukiwa karibu na lorry
likawashwa kitu kinaandika
"Charger Connected"
7.lazma iwe na Simu card Mbili na
bettry mbili
8.kukiwa hamna umeme inaandika
"insert sim card"
9.ukipost status facebook ina post
10 nyingine bila ww kujua
10. Ukipita karibu na mchina uku
bluetooth ikiwa on ,simu
inaonesha new hardware found,
please enter pairing code

JF.. Mh..!!

K

kigoda

JF-Expert Member

Feb 21, 2013

#9

Bujibuji said:
Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA
kama_________
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina
Tv,microwave,torch,kikata
kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth
pickii
4.kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi
mfano Nokla,Blackderry,Samvang
5.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1
missed call
6.Ukiwa karibu na lorry
likawashwa kitu kinaandika
"Charger Connected"
7.lazma iwe na Simu card Mbili na
bettry mbili
8.kukiwa hamna umeme inaandika
"insert sim card"
9.ukipost status facebook ina post
10 nyingine bila ww kujua
10. Ukipita karibu na mchina uku
bluetooth ikiwa on ,simu
inaonesha new hardware found,
please enter pairing code

Kwi,kwi,kwi, nini kimekusibu leo mkuu? Twendezetu photos bana. Naona umeshaanza kuchanganya habari wewe!

Alvin Slain

JF-Expert Member

Feb 21, 2013

#10

Bujibuji said:
Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA kama_________ 1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 .... 2. Simu ina Tv,microwave,torch,kikata kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara 3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth pickii 4.kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi mfano Nokla,Blackderry,Samvang 5.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1 missed call 6.Ukiwa karibu na lorry likawashwa kitu kinaandika "Charger Connected" 7.lazma iwe na Simu card Mbili na bettry mbili 8.kukiwa hamna umeme inaandika "insert sim card" 9.ukipost status facebook ina post 10 nyingine bila ww kujua 10. Ukipita karibu na mchina uku bluetooth ikiwa on ,simu inaonesha new hardware found, please enter pairing code[hongera nimefurah sana!

B

Blac kid

JF-Expert Member

Feb 21, 2013

#11

Bujibuji said:
Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA
kama_________
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina
Tv,microwave,torch,kikata
kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth
pickii
4.kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi
mfano Nokla,Blackderry,Samvang
5.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1
missed call
6.Ukiwa karibu na lorry
likawashwa kitu kinaandika
"Charger Connected"
7.lazma iwe na Simu card Mbili na
bettry mbili
8.kukiwa hamna umeme inaandika
"insert sim card"
9.ukipost status facebook ina post
10 nyingine bila ww kujua
10. Ukipita karibu na mchina uku
bluetooth ikiwa on ,simu
inaonesha new hardware found,
please enter pairing code

Hahahahaha! We jamaa ni kichwa umetuondoa kwny mada.

Genekai

R I P

Feb 21, 2013

#12

Bujibuji said:
Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA
kama_________
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina
Tv,microwave,torch,kikata
kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth
pickii
4.kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi
mfano Nokla,Blackderry,Samvang
5.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1
missed call
6.Ukiwa karibu na lorry
likawashwa kitu kinaandika
"Charger Connected"
7.lazma iwe na Simu card Mbili na
bettry mbili
8.kukiwa hamna umeme inaandika
"insert sim card"
9.ukipost status facebook ina post
10 nyingine bila ww kujua
10. Ukipita karibu na mchina uku
bluetooth ikiwa on ,simu
inaonesha new hardware found,
please enter pairing code

Hii nayo kali haki ya mama!!!

Tango73

JF-Expert Member

Feb 21, 2013

#13

Kobe said:
Haha haha, hahaha. .mkuu umenifurahisha sana nipo hapa hotel napata msosi nimecheka kwa sauti maana nipo alone mpk jamaa wengine wametabasam kwa hiki kicheko.

UPO RESTAURANT unapata msosi na sio hotelini.

Chuck j

JF-Expert Member

Feb 21, 2013

#14

Bujibuji said:
Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA
kama_________
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina
Tv,microwave,torch,kikata
kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth
pickii
4.kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi
mfano Nokla,Blackderry,Samvang
5.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1
missed call
6.Ukiwa karibu na lorry
likawashwa kitu kinaandika
"Charger Connected"
7.lazma iwe na Simu card Mbili na
bettry mbili
8.kukiwa hamna umeme inaandika
"insert sim card"
9.ukipost status facebook ina post
10 nyingine bila ww kujua
10. Ukipita karibu na mchina uku
bluetooth ikiwa on ,simu
inaonesha new hardware found,
please enter pairing code

bujibuji we mbaya sana,,,

sosoliso

Platinum Member

Feb 21, 2013

#15

Bujibuji said:
Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA
kama_________
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina
Tv,microwave,torch,kikata
kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth
pickii
4.kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi
mfano Nokla,Blackderry,Samvang
5.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1
missed call
6.Ukiwa karibu na lorry
likawashwa kitu kinaandika
"Charger Connected"
7.lazma iwe na Simu card Mbili na
bettry mbili
8.kukiwa hamna umeme inaandika
"insert sim card"
9.ukipost status facebook ina post
10 nyingine bila ww kujua
10. Ukipita karibu na mchina uku
bluetooth ikiwa on ,simu
inaonesha new hardware found,
please enter pairing code

Mkuu hii kali.. Yaani ndege ikipita inaonyesha micd cal..!

Githeri

JF-Expert Member

Feb 21, 2013

#16

Bujibuji said:
Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA
kama_________
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina
Tv,microwave,torch,kikata
kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth
pickii
4.kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi
mfano Nokla,Blackderry,Samvang
5.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1
missed call
6.Ukiwa karibu na lorry
likawashwa kitu kinaandika
"Charger Connected"
7.lazma iwe na Simu card Mbili na
bettry mbili

DUH! Watu mnafikiria sana.

Bilionea Asigwa

JF-Expert Member

Feb 21, 2013

#17

Bujibuji said:
Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA
kama_________
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina
Tv,microwave,torch,kikata
kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth
pickii
4.kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi
mfano Nokla,Blackderry,Samvang
5.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1
missed call
6.Ukiwa karibu na lorry
likawashwa kitu kinaandika
"Charger Connected"
7.lazma iwe na Simu card Mbili na
bettry mbili
8.kukiwa hamna umeme inaandika
"insert sim card"
9.ukipost status facebook ina post
10 nyingine bila ww kujua
10. Ukipita karibu na mchina uku
bluetooth ikiwa on ,simu
inaonesha new hardware found,
please enter pairing code

Dah aisee nimecheka sana.....

Nguruvi3

Platinum Member

Feb 21, 2013

#18

Bujibuji said:
Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA
kama_________
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina
Tv,microwave,torch,kikata
kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth
pickii
4.kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi
mfano Nokla,Blackderry,Samvang
5.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1
missed call
6.Ukiwa karibu na lorry
likawashwa kitu kinaandika
"Charger Connected"
7.lazma iwe na Simu card Mbili na
bettry mbili
8.kukiwa hamna umeme inaandika
"insert sim card"
9.ukipost status facebook ina post
10 nyingine bila ww kujua
10. Ukipita karibu na mchina uku
bluetooth ikiwa on ,simu
inaonesha new hardware found,
please enter pairing code

Wewe Bujibuji ''huna akili nzuri''. Na usirudie tena kuumiza mbavu zetu kiasi hiki.

Dr Matola PhD

Platinum Member

Feb 21, 2013

#19

Tango73 said:
UPO RESTAURANT unapata msosi na sio hotelini.

Labda yupo kwenye Restaurant ambayo iko ndani ya Hotel, otherwise ndiyo yale yale mtu yupo kwenye kibanda cha chips (mgahawa) anasema yupo Hotelini.

Jana tu nimepita sehemu wanauza vichwa na miguu ya kuku, nikaisikia njemba moja pale imeshika mguu wa kuku huku anamwambia mwenzake kwenye simu nipo hapa nakula kuku, amazing

Ally Kombo

JF-Expert Member

Feb 21, 2013

#20

Bujibuji said:
Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA
kama_________
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina
Tv,microwave,torch,kikata
kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth
pickii
4.kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi
mfano Nokla,Blackderry,Samvang
5.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1
missed call
6.Ukiwa karibu na lorry
likawashwa kitu kinaandika
"Charger Connected"
7.lazma iwe na Simu card Mbili na
bettry mbili
8.kukiwa hamna umeme inaandika
"insert sim card"
9.ukipost status facebook ina post
10 nyingine bila ww kujua
10. Ukipita karibu na mchina uku
bluetooth ikiwa on ,simu
inaonesha new hardware found,
please enter pairing code

Tehee tehe tihiii hii hii ..........buji yako nakamata shanga yangu !

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