Boss wangu

[dhk1]

Dear boss,

I'm not coming for work tomorrow.
I was run over and almost died. I will return for work after the Easter holiday.
Please find attached the CCTV footage of the accident. I'm alive by a miracle.

 

[Yummie]

Hahahahahahah. Cool

 

[T 1990 ELY]

The English Is Very The Hard

 

[The Tomorrow People]

As long as you can type, you will be working as my personal secretary till Magdalene resume for work from maternity leave.

 

[DENNING]

Alafu mshahara!!!?