Bluetooth!!!....LO HII BALAA!


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I overheard this story!
A: Umemcheki yule mrembo mshkaji?
B: Da! Ni balaa kaka, mzuri kama jini! Jamani kuna watu wazuri wazuri dunia hii!!
A: Mm huwa namzimia balaa, lakn hata kumpa salamu tu huwa naogopa!
B: aha ha haaa! we pumba kweli!...utamwambia nini huyo ww...!
C: Dah! ningekuwa mchawi wallah ningempigia misele usiku!
A: Au M na K zingekuwa na BLUETOOTH! Unasechi jina tu, kitu kinachoma ndani!

Nilishindwa kujizuia kucheka, wahahaa haha haaa! Kucheka ni dawa jamani

:yuck::yuck::yuck::yuck::yuck::yuck::yuck::yuck::yuck::yuck::yuck:
 
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I overheard this story!
A: Umemcheki yule mrembo mshkaji?
B: Da! Ni balaa kaka, mzuri kama jini! Jamani kuna watu wazuri wazuri dunia hii!!
A: Mm huwa namzimia balaa, lakn hata kumpa salamu tu huwa naogopa!
B: aha ha haaa! we pumba kweli!...utamwambia nini huyo ww...!
C: Dah! ningekuwa mchawi wallah ningempigia misele usiku!
A: Au M na K zingekuwa na BLUETOOTH! Unasechi jina tu, kitu kinachoma ndani!

Nilishindwa kujizuia kucheka, wahahaa haha haaa! Kucheka ni dawa jamani

:yuck::yuck::yuck::yuck::yuck::yuck::yuck::yuck::yuck::yuck::yuck:
Akina Chris Rock wapo wengi tu dunia hii, kuna watu wanaunga story mpaka inakaribia na ukweli~ha ha ha!.
 
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jaman kiukweli hiii ki2 ,ina mambo bluetooth pekee haitosh
 
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Akina Chris Rock wapo wengi tu dunia hii, kuna watu wanaunga story mpaka inakaribia na ukweli~ha ha ha!.
napenda stand up comedy zake..ila mitusi haikosi naona ananogesha sijui
 
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hii ina maana gani, siiielewi
 
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Hahahahaaaaaa.....................................
 
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I overheard this story!
A: Umemcheki yule mrembo mshkaji?
B: Da! Ni balaa kaka, mzuri kama jini! Jamani kuna watu wazuri wazuri dunia hii!!
A: Mm huwa namzimia balaa, lakn hata kumpa salamu tu huwa naogopa!
B: aha ha haaa! we pumba kweli!...utamwambia nini huyo ww...!
C: Dah! ningekuwa mchawi wallah ningempigia misele usiku!
A: Au M na K zingekuwa na BLUETOOTH! Unasechi jina tu, kitu kinachoma ndani!

Nilishindwa kujizuia kucheka, wahahaa haha haaa! Kucheka ni dawa jamani
Bluetooth zinazo ni wewe tu kujua unajichoma ndani kivipi........................
 
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Bluetooth zinazo ni wewe tu kujua unajichoma ndani kivipi........................
Lolz!
Mm uwa nashangaa, hata tukitofautiana na mama jr mchana, ikifika usiku hawa jamaa wanaelewana tu!...lolz
 
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Ha ha haa! Afadhari hata haipo coz nahisi tungekufa wote kwa ukimwi-
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yani kuringiana kungekwisha na wasiojuakutongoza wangejilia kiulaini ila wangekuwa wanazima bluetooth zao
 
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QUOTE=afrodenzi;Jamaa mtaalum sana huyo...

Mh! Mtaalamu kwa lipi?
 
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yani kuringiana kungekwisha na wasiojuakutongoza wangejilia kiulaini ila wangekuwa wanazima bluetooth zao
Dah! hapo komesha! ila wataalam wangeshagundua mbinu ya kuvamia na kuwasha remotely!...te teh
 
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Kwani hata bluetooth si mpaka mtu a-accept
 
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No soon this technology will be available in the love market lol
 

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