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# Bila shaka ulizaliwa tarehe... !

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Jul 3, 2011.

1. ### JaguarJF-Expert Member

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[STEP1]>>Add 18 to your birth month. [STEP2]>>Multiply by 25. [STEP3]>>Subtract 333. [STEP4]>>Multiply by 8. [STEP5]>>Subtract 554. [STEP6]>>Divide by 2. [STEP7]>>Add your birth date. [STEP8]>>Multiply by 5. [STEP9]>>Add 692. [STEP10]>>Multiply by 20. [STEP11]>>Add only the last two digits of your birth year,e.g if it is 1988 add 88. [STEP12]>>Subtract 32940 to get your birthday!EXAMPLE:If the answer is123199,it means you were born on December 31,1999.

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Du! Nimefanya kweli imekuja,thanx 4 that idea.

3. ### kingxviJF-Expert Member

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haina hata maana sababu kuna sehemu unasema add ur brith ingekuwa si iwekimo afu ndo naitafuta ingekuwa na maana coz unatafuta kitu ambacho nacho unakiandika humo humo unakijua

4. ### JaguarJF-Expert Member

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sawa sawa mkuu!!!

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kwa vile sipendi hesabu nimeshindwa hata kuangalia hizo formula.
Kwa heri !

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Sugi naomba upite hapa panakuhusu sana!

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Yaani mimi hapo ni kizunguzungu tu!

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Tuko pamoja!Jamaa anaturudisha tulikopiga F.

9. ### E=mcsquaredJF-Expert Member

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Jangala;
Mimi hii puzzle yako naweza kuiita vicious circle of algorithm/arithmetics.
You are abusing watu waliofanya mathematics at higher levels. Hii ni puzzle ya kuwapa watoto wa shule ya msingi per ce. Hata "o" level haistahili kuwepo, si mahala pake!

10. ### Mdau MkuuJF-Expert Member

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Nimejaribu kilichotokea n siri yangu,duh kweli BAM sikuipenda kwa dhati ya moyo wangu,sina hamu!

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You are right, hesabu ni sawa lakini huwezi kutafuta kitu ambacho unakifahamu.

12. ### JaguarJF-Expert Member

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E=miss squared; Hapa sijaweka puzzle na wala sija-declare kwamba material niliyoandika ni 'pasua kichwa',ikibidi hata mwanao anaenyonya mwambie apitie ataelewa tu!

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Hi kweli Joke maana unajipa tabu kutafuta ki2 ambacho unakijua. Jamani ingekuwa hivyo watu wasingechukia Hesabu.

14. ### Ave Ave MariaJF-Expert Member

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Harooo nasemiifi, ware wote wasiochua birth date & birth month zao, wache haba warisolfu hiro rihesapu harakaaa!

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final product yako ni itakuonesha mwezi uliozaliwa kisha tarehe na mwaka.
asante

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Jaguar mimi nimekubali, kweli imetulia ila kila mtu anamtazamo wake usikasirike kwa wanaosaga

17. ### JaguarJF-Expert Member

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Sijakasirika,mi nacheka tu hapa,najua tatizo ni nini mpaka watu wanakuwa wakali!!

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Mi nimejaribu nimepata jibu sawa na tarehe yangu ya kuzaliwa. Ni safi kwa kuchangamsha akili, so big up achana na wanaoponda wakifikiri kwamba wao ndio kila kitu

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Acha uvivu weye!

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Huyu bwana thread zake zinawatenga watu