mmzalendo
Senior Member
- Nov 1, 2010
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Biggest turn-offs for women (KAMA HUTAKI KUMWAGWA MSAADA HUO)
Talking to our boobs Er hello? Our eyes are up here you know.
Filthy bathrooms and toilets if youre going to invite us back to your place at least have the decency to pop some bleach down the loo and scrub the scum off the bath. Were afraid we might catch something.
Mamas boys frankly, were pretty worried that your mum still does your washing, cleaning and cooking for you. Dont expect us to!
Smelly feet contrary to what you might think, its not absolutely hilarious to wiggle your smelly feet right under our noses. Its gross.
Farting in bed yep even more gross. And dont even think about trying to blame it on us.
Stinginess oh relax, were not after your life savings, it would just be nice if you offered to pick up the bill now and again.
Indecisiveness so youve asked us out on a date great. Now have the confidence to plan one without asking for approval every step of the way. We like a man who can take control.
Droning on and on about sport we listened politely the first time but now that you know its not really our thing, why are you still boring us silly? Its just plain rude.
Nose and ear hair sorry we know you cant help it but eeeew. Wanna borrow our tweezers?
Snoring it sounds like a fog horn and we need our beauty sleep. Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Eyeing up other women hey mister, youre out with us, so stop drooling over every other woman in the place and pay us some respect.
Selective hearing dont pretend you didnt know were going to my parents for dinner tonight. We told you so last week.
SOURCE:www.lifeofmshaba.com
Talking to our boobs Er hello? Our eyes are up here you know.
Filthy bathrooms and toilets if youre going to invite us back to your place at least have the decency to pop some bleach down the loo and scrub the scum off the bath. Were afraid we might catch something.
Mamas boys frankly, were pretty worried that your mum still does your washing, cleaning and cooking for you. Dont expect us to!
Smelly feet contrary to what you might think, its not absolutely hilarious to wiggle your smelly feet right under our noses. Its gross.
Farting in bed yep even more gross. And dont even think about trying to blame it on us.
Stinginess oh relax, were not after your life savings, it would just be nice if you offered to pick up the bill now and again.
Indecisiveness so youve asked us out on a date great. Now have the confidence to plan one without asking for approval every step of the way. We like a man who can take control.
Droning on and on about sport we listened politely the first time but now that you know its not really our thing, why are you still boring us silly? Its just plain rude.
Nose and ear hair sorry we know you cant help it but eeeew. Wanna borrow our tweezers?
Snoring it sounds like a fog horn and we need our beauty sleep. Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Eyeing up other women hey mister, youre out with us, so stop drooling over every other woman in the place and pay us some respect.
Selective hearing dont pretend you didnt know were going to my parents for dinner tonight. We told you so last week.
SOURCE:www.lifeofmshaba.com