Bia ni bora kuliko mwanamke

mashikolomageni · Mar 21, 2011

Sababu 6 kwanini bia ni bora kuliko mwanamke
1. Ukienda baa una uhakika wa kupata bia bila kubembeleza
(haina mapozi)
2. Ukiagiza bia ya pili ya kwanza haichukii.
(haina wivu)
3. Unapoagiza bia una uhakika wewe ndio wa kwanza kuifungua
(huwa bikira)
4. Unaweza kushirikiana bia na mwenzako bila wivu wowote.
5. Wakati ukinywa bia hata ukojoe mara ngapi
(hamu haiishi)
6. Bia siku zote haiendi mwezini wala haina siku zake. Jamani bia iacheni iitwe bia.

zayat · Mar 21, 2011

it is not fair kumfananisha mwanamke na pombe

MAYOO · Mar 21, 2011

Sure hata mi naunga mkono, si busara kumfananisha mwanamke na bia. Acha inaboa ndugu, think of your mother!

Good Guy · Mar 22, 2011

zayat said:
it is not fair kumfananisha mwanamke na pombe

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MAYOO said:
Sure hata mi naunga mkono, si busara kumfananisha mwanamke na bia. Acha inaboa ndugu, think of your mother!

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come on guyz this is Jokes and gossips forum its all jokes,kumbe nyie hamjui watani ambao hata mama yako akifa bada wanakupiga mabango! Ila hamna anaemind it's all jokes. Any way the joke is hilarious,for the ones offended take it easy it ain't serious.

allydou · Mar 22, 2011

lakini itakuwa ngumu, pamoja na hizo merits za bia, bado mwanamke ana kamata zaidi ya kinywaji, acha mbwembwe banaaaaaa.

Chimunguru · Mar 22, 2011

so beer is better than your mom and sisters duuu kashfa nyingine .....

Revolution · Mar 22, 2011

Chimunguru said:
so beer is better than your mom and sisters duuu kashfa nyingine .....

Jamani si mshaambiwa ni jokes au hamsomi title za majukwaa? batu bengine ngumu kumesa (kuelewa) aisee

Good Guy · Mar 22, 2011

Revolution said:
Jamani si mshaambiwa ni jokes au hamsomi title za majukwaa? batu bengine ngumu kumesa (kuelewa) aisee

Dats what i'm trying to say but people dont want understand!

B'REAL · Mar 22, 2011

its only jokes banaa not real mazeee..kwani nani ajui mwanamke ni boraa kuliko kila kitu.

samora10 · Mar 22, 2011

kama mnazungumzia ndovu baridi sawa!

The only · Jul 29, 2011

samora10 said:
kama mnazungumzia ndovu baridi sawa!

wee serengeti moto na kitimotokavu imeshindkana

Nazjaz · Jul 29, 2011

mashikolomageni said:
Sababu 6 kwanini bia ni bora kuliko mwanamke 
1. Ukienda baa una uhakika wa kupata bia bila kubembeleza 
(haina mapozi) 
2. Ukiagiza bia ya pili ya kwanza haichukii. 
(haina wivu) 
3. Unapoagiza bia una uhakika wewe ndio wa kwanza kuifungua 
(huwa bikira) 
4. Unaweza kushirikiana bia na mwenzako bila wivu wowote. 
5. Wakati ukinywa bia hata ukojoe mara ngapi 
(hamu haiishi) 
6. Bia siku zote haiendi mwezini wala haina siku zake. Jamani bia iacheni iitwe bia.

Bia ni bora kuliko mama yako

Amyner · Jul 29, 2011

Offensive joke!

mchemsho · Jul 29, 2011

Zote starehe, nimeipenda point ya3.

Mshume Kiyate · Jul 29, 2011

zayat said:
it is not fair kumfananisha mwanamke na pombe

Pole zayat

Mchaga wa ukwel · Jul 30, 2011

mashikolomageni said:
Sababu 6 kwanini bia ni bora kuliko mwanamke 
1. Ukienda baa una uhakika wa kupata bia bila kubembeleza 
(haina mapozi) 
2. Ukiagiza bia ya pili ya kwanza haichukii. 
(haina wivu) 
3. Unapoagiza bia una uhakika wewe ndio wa kwanza kuifungua 
(huwa bikira) 
4. Unaweza kushirikiana bia na mwenzako bila wivu wowote. 
5. Wakati ukinywa bia hata ukojoe mara ngapi 
(hamu haiishi) 
6. Bia siku zote haiendi mwezini wala haina siku zake. Jamani bia iacheni iitwe bia.

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Inside10 · Jul 30, 2011

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data · Jul 31, 2011

...eagle......

kakolo · Aug 1, 2011

Ukitaka kupikiwa bia inapika, bia inasafisha nyumba, bia ina take care of you, lastly bia inakupa na watoto. Bia wee bia kweli ni zaidi ya mwanamke.

afrodenzi · Aug 1, 2011

Dahhhh thanx
lakini kama huna fedha
Bia hupati .... ukiwa na mwanamwali
Nyumbani huitaji fedha kupata starehe...

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