Barua yenyewe haijanifikia

BAGAH said:

sijawahi soma kichekesho cha mgonjwa wa akili, nikaacha kucheka...teheeee

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dudupori said:

hahahaaaa we mukare!

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Excellent said:

Mgonjwa wa akili alikuwa hospitali anaandika barua.Daktari akamuuliza "unamuandikia nani barua?"
Chizi akajibu "Najiandikia mwenyewe."

Daktari akaanza kucheka na kumwambia "Haya nieleze barua inasema nini?"
Chizi akajibu "Nitakuelezea vipi na barua yenyewe bado haijanifikia!

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Excellent said:

mke wa jamaa na mamamkwe wanagombana
mamamkwe:nakwambia mwanangu lazima anisikilize,alinyonya ziwa hili kwa miaka miwili!hawezi kukusikiliza wewe kikaragosi!
mke:hahaha,alikunyonya miaka 2?mimi ameninyonya kwa miaka 5 na bado ananinyonya!
mamamkwe:mwanaharamu wewe,nakwambia mwanangu hakusikilizi we mbwa,nimembeba tumboni miezi 9,leo aje akusikilize we changudoa?
mke:heheheheiyaa,utajijua bibie,we ulimbeba miezi tisa akiwa na kilo 2,hah?sasa kwa miaka 5 nimekuwa nambeba kifuani kwangu kila usiku,na sasa ana kilo 90!​

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sister said:

loh mume ukiukuta huu ugomvi inabidi uwe mpole usiingilie hata kidogo.

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Excellent said:

Mgonjwa wa akili alikuwa hospitali anaandika barua.Daktari akamuuliza "unamuandikia nani barua?"
Chizi akajibu "Najiandikia mwenyewe."

Daktari akaanza kucheka na kumwambia "Haya nieleze barua inasema nini?"
Chizi akajibu "Nitakuelezea vipi na barua yenyewe bado haijanifikia!"​

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Bishop Hiluka said:

Duh, kwa hiyo daktari alisubiri kwanza barua ifike?
Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!...

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Excellent said:

sister kazi hapo utamsikiliza yupi,maana kila siku anataka umpe first priority ya kumsikiliza

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