Back to my Wife

[Diclopar]

Hi everybody,

I went to mchepuko the other night.

She said it's gonna be right there. But when we were at the 6×6 I was disappointed. All I could smell there was her genitals.

All I could see there was her unclean pubes. And the styles she showed there Was not good for a young man like me. Was not good for any totos-loving man.

I'm going back to my wife. My wife is all that I need. I'm going back to my wife. Yes, she is the only one I need.
Back to my wife.

Note: fictious story.

 

[Hornet]

Tonight Friday live...tusker.. Dompo+banana+konyagi+chibuku= ENGLISH

 

[Evelyn Salt]

Hatunywi sumuu hatujinyongiii cccm mbele kwa mbeleeee

 

[feitty]

Bora umegundua kuwa your wife is the best of all

 

[Diclopar]

Hatunywi sumuu hatujinyongiii cccm mbele kwa mbeleeee

Hehehe my ribs

 

[Uso wa nyoka]

You should've Just presented your post in simple swahili. And whats the moral of your story anyway? Because apart from insulting the female gender, I can't find anything worth noting.

 

[TANMO]

Hatunywi sumuu hatujinyongiii cccm mbele kwa mbeleeee

Hujambo Ticha?
Huyu Jaama sijamwelewa.
Kwani kasema tunywe sumu?
Kama CCM ni mbele kwa mbele, naomba mimi niwe nyuma.

 

[Evelyn Salt]

Hujambo Ticha?
Huyu Jaama sijamwelewa.
Kwani kasema tunywe sumu?
Kama CCM ni mbele kwa mbele, naomba mimi niwe nyuma.

Sijambo doctor (sina uhakika kama uligraduate lakini) nimekumiss
hata mi nawaacha watangulie mbele mi ntakua kwa nyuma na gwanda nmevaa
kwa hali ya sasa sumu inahusu hata wasipokunywa watailamba