Baby, hebu niambie harusi yetu itakuwaje?

Ashura9

Ashura9

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GIRL: Baby, hebu niambie harusi yetu
itakuwaje?
BOY: Yaani hii haijawahi kushuhudiwa, ngoja
nikupe kionjo kidogo tu
GIRL: Enhee...
BOY: Kwanza siku ya kupeleka mahari nitaswaga
zizi zima la ng'ombe napeleka kwa babu yako
GIRL: Ooh baby u care..
BOY: Siyo hivyo tu, baba yako ntamnunulia
Range Rover Sport na mama mkwe ntampa
Range Rover Evoque
GIRL: Baby u are awesome...
BOY: Halafu mdogo wako wa kiume ntampa
Prado Tx, na hapo nimesukutua tu mdomo
sijaanza kula....
GIRL: Enhee...na sisi??
BOY: Sisi tutachukua mtaa mzima Oysterbay,
kila
wiki tutaishi nyumba tofauti
Halafu siku ya harusi yetu tutakodi zile meli
zinabeba makontena ndiyo iwe ukumbi wetu,
itatupeleka hadi Maldives
GIRL: Baby I love you
BOY: Tukitoka hapo tunaenda honeymoon
Bahamas....halafu tunaenda Taiwan shopping
ya
fenicha, kisha Japan shopping ya electronics,
halafu tunaenda Dubai nikununulie vito vya
thamani
GIRL: Ooh my sweetheart...halafu tukitoka
huko??
BOY: Tukitoka huko nachukua ndoo ya maji
nakumwagia uzinduke usingizini na ndoto yako
imeishia hapo.
 
Ashura9 said:
GIRL: Baby, hebu niambie harusi yetu
itakuwaje?
BOY: Yaani hii haijawahi kushuhudiwa, ngoja
nikupe kionjo kidogo tu
GIRL: Enhee...
BOY: Kwanza siku ya kupeleka mahari nitaswaga
zizi zima la ng'ombe napeleka kwa babu yako
GIRL: Ooh baby u care..
BOY: Siyo hivyo tu, baba yako ntamnunulia
Range Rover Sport na mama mkwe ntampa
Range Rover Evoque
GIRL: Baby u are awesome...
BOY: Halafu mdogo wako wa kiume ntampa
Prado Tx, na hapo nimesukutua tu mdomo
sijaanza kula....
GIRL: Enhee...na sisi??
BOY: Sisi tutachukua mtaa mzima Oysterbay,
kila
wiki tutaishi nyumba tofauti
Halafu siku ya harusi yetu tutakodi zile meli
zinabeba makontena ndiyo iwe ukumbi wetu,
itatupeleka hadi Maldives
GIRL: Baby I love you
BOY: Tukitoka hapo tunaenda honeymoon
Bahamas....halafu tunaenda Taiwan shopping
ya
fenicha, kisha Japan shopping ya electronics,
halafu tunaenda Dubai nikununulie vito vya
thamani
GIRL: Ooh my sweetheart...halafu tukitoka
huko??
BOY: Tukitoka huko nachukua ndoo ya maji
nakumwagia uzinduke usingizini na ndoto yako
imeishia hapo.
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interesting
 
Ashura9 said:
GIRL: Baby, hebu niambie harusi yetu
itakuwaje?
BOY: Yaani hii haijawahi kushuhudiwa, ngoja
nikupe kionjo kidogo tu
GIRL: Enhee...
BOY: Kwanza siku ya kupeleka mahari nitaswaga
zizi zima la ng'ombe napeleka kwa babu yako
GIRL: Ooh baby u care..
BOY: Siyo hivyo tu, baba yako ntamnunulia
Range Rover Sport na mama mkwe ntampa
Range Rover Evoque
GIRL: Baby u are awesome...
BOY: Halafu mdogo wako wa kiume ntampa
Prado Tx, na hapo nimesukutua tu mdomo
sijaanza kula....
GIRL: Enhee...na sisi??
BOY: Sisi tutachukua mtaa mzima Oysterbay,
kila
wiki tutaishi nyumba tofauti
Halafu siku ya harusi yetu tutakodi zile meli
zinabeba makontena ndiyo iwe ukumbi wetu,
itatupeleka hadi Maldives
GIRL: Baby I love you
BOY: Tukitoka hapo tunaenda honeymoon
Bahamas....halafu tunaenda Taiwan shopping
ya
fenicha, kisha Japan shopping ya electronics,
halafu tunaenda Dubai nikununulie vito vya
thamani
GIRL: Ooh my sweetheart...halafu tukitoka
huko??
BOY: Tukitoka huko nachukua ndoo ya maji
nakumwagia uzinduke usingizini na ndoto yako
imeishia hapo.
Click to expand...
Hahahahahahaha we noma!!!
 
aah kumbe ni fiksi.
enzi zetu fiksi za kwenda dubai au japan hazikuwepo. tulikuwa wajanja sana ndio maana hawa mademu zenu wasasa hawachomoi kwetu ma veterani wa enzi hizo
 
Ashura9 said:
GIRL: Baby, hebu niambie harusi yetu
itakuwaje?
BOY: Yaani hii haijawahi kushuhudiwa, ngoja
nikupe kionjo kidogo tu
GIRL: Enhee...
BOY: Kwanza siku ya kupeleka mahari nitaswaga
zizi zima la ng'ombe napeleka kwa babu yako
GIRL: Ooh baby u care..
BOY: Siyo hivyo tu, baba yako ntamnunulia
Range Rover Sport na mama mkwe ntampa
Range Rover Evoque
GIRL: Baby u are awesome...
BOY: Halafu mdogo wako wa kiume ntampa
Prado Tx, na hapo nimesukutua tu mdomo
sijaanza kula....
GIRL: Enhee...na sisi??
BOY: Sisi tutachukua mtaa mzima Oysterbay,
kila
wiki tutaishi nyumba tofauti
Halafu siku ya harusi yetu tutakodi zile meli
zinabeba makontena ndiyo iwe ukumbi wetu,
itatupeleka hadi Maldives
GIRL: Baby I love you
BOY: Tukitoka hapo tunaenda honeymoon
Bahamas....halafu tunaenda Taiwan shopping
ya
fenicha, kisha Japan shopping ya electronics,
halafu tunaenda Dubai nikununulie vito vya
thamani
GIRL: Ooh my sweetheart...halafu tukitoka
huko??
BOY: Tukitoka huko nachukua ndoo ya maji
nakumwagia uzinduke usingizini na ndoto yako
imeishia hapo.
Click to expand...
Hahahahaha duh kumbe ndoto
 
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