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Are computers Male or Female?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by SMU, Sep 1, 2009.

  1. SMU

    SMU JF-Expert Member

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    Computers are male:

    Reasons computers must be male

    7. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

    6. A better model is always just around the corner.

    5. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.

    4. It is always necessary to have a backup.

    3. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

    2. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.

    1. The lights are on but nobody's home.

    Computers are female:

    The top six reasons computers must be female:

    6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.

    5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

    4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

    3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

    2. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

    AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE: As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
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    Joyceline JF-Expert Member

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    asante sana
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    Mwana va Mutwa JF-Expert Member

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    Hebrew JF-Expert Member

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    Computers Only Do What They Are Told = must b a female!!