April fool ya mwaka 2011 ilivyonitenganisha na nimpendae

April fool ya mwaka 2011 ilivyonitenganisha na nimpendae

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Salamu kwenu wanajamvi,

Nakumbuka tarehe 1 April mwaka 2011 nilipotengana na msichana niliempenda sababu ya hii sikukuu ya wajinga.

Story iko hivi wakati nasoma chuo mkoani Arusha niliwahi kuwa na mahusiano na msichana ambaye tulikutana pande za town kwenye mini supermarket flani ambapo tulisalimiana tukapata kufahamiana kwa kifu kisha nikamwachia namba yangu ya simu ili akipenda anitafute kisha nae alini beep ili na mimi niipate yake.

Baada ya siku ile tuliendelea kuwasiliana hatimaye kuna siku nilimuomba tukutane ili nimueleze kile nilichodhamiria kumueleza.Bila hiyana alikubali na hatimaye tukakutana na nikafanikiwa kumueleza lililopo moyoni mwangu.Aliomba nimpe muda ajifikirie kwanza kabla hajafanya maamuzi lakini mwishowe alikubali kuwa mwandani wangu.

Mapenzi yetu yalidumu kwa muda usiopungua miezi mitatu mpaka kuachana.Sababu iliyonifanya nimwache ni baada ya kuniambia kwamba tarehe moja atakuja ghetto ninapoishi ili tushinde wote siku nzima na ikumbukwe kwamba katika kipindi chote hicho sikufanikiwa kumgegeda hata mara moja.Siku ya siku ikafika nikamcheki asubuhi akanambia atakuja kuanzia saa tatu asubuhi.Chakushangaza kadri muda ulivyozidi kwenda sikuona dalili zozote za yeye kuja.Nikipiga simu hapokei na sms hajibu mpaka ilipofika saa tisa mchana akanitumia sms kwamba hakupanga kuja siku hiyo ila tu alitaka anichemshe sababu ilikuwa ni sikukuu ya wajinga.

Sasa hapo nikajiuliza inamana wajinga wote wakuwadanganya hajaona ila mimi tu ? Ndipo niliposhikwa na hasira na kuamua kumchana live kwamba yeye na mimi its over and i was very serious about.Binti aliniomba msamaha lakini kwaupande wangu sikukubali huo msamaha wake sababu alinipotezea muda na pesa kwa mazagazaga niliyomnunulia sababu ya surprise.

Kutokana na tukio hilo mpaka leo najitahidi sana kuikumbuka kila tarehe 1 ya mwezi April.
 
dah,we ni gentleman,umemtia discpline ili mbele ya safari awe na adabu,mi mtazamo wangu naona wew ulimpenda sana ndo mana ukawa na msimamo huo.
 
kisa kuto kugegeda....mapenz ni zaid ya migegedo
 
Hakuwa na hekima ya kutosha siku hiyo kupambanua ni kipi akutanie nacho na kipi aache maana hata yeye alikuwa mjinga siku hio. Naogopa kusema ujinga wenu wa siku hio ndio uliowatenganisha.
 
Da mgegedo ukawatenganisha.. au alienda mchepukoni
 
Sina hakika ila nahisi ulichotaka kwake ni SEX tu na uliitaka kwa muda uloutaka wewe na si vinginevyo. True love is not about penetration only, it is more that that a million times!!
 
April 1 is named FOOL'S DAY, after Steve April. He was born on 1st April 1579. He did 105 businesses in his lifetime. He lost all his father's assets, and so everyone started calling him father of the fools.

At 19, he married a 61-year-old woman who divorced him after a year because of his foolishness. He used to read all kinds of fake stories like you are doing now.

It's great idea fooling you ...Happy April Fool

Hata mm hii msg iliniacha hoi na hovyo
 
ilitakiwa wakati anakuomba msamaha umwambie kama kweli anataka msamaha aje geto kwako fasta na avae kimini na asivae nguo ya ndani.
 
Mwanamke haambiwi sikutaki udirudie tena siku nyingine! Sawa?
 
Poor you, mapenzi tanayoendeshwa na kichwa cha chini huwa dizain ka yako. Tumia kichwa cha juu 90% na cha chini 10%
 
kweli hakumpenda huyu angekuwa kampenda kweli asinge mwacha kwa hicho kikosa kidogo

Watu wamefumania mara 3 na bado wanasonga, je anadhani kwenye ndoa hakuna maudhi atawacha wote? Alichemka mbayaaa
 
sema ulimtamani hukumpenda wenzio wanadanganya makubwa na bado wanashikilia usukani
 
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