Ameshajua nampenda, basi ndio ananikomoa

[MtiMawazo]

Kama kuna mfanyakazi mwenzio wakike anayelipa au kama unadada wa mama mkubwa,mdogo,mtoto wa mjomba shangazi ambaye ni toto zuri.Tembea nao mtaan mara kwa mara na hakikisha mnagongana na kidosho wako wa zamani.

 

[Khantwe]

Ndo tatizo la wanaume....hamjui kujishusha sijui huwa mnapungukiwa nini mkisema sorry....na uumie sana mpaka upasuke

 

[Asprin]

Hebu acha utani man.. we hujawahi kupenda nini ?? Mtoto wife material kupita maelezo !!!

İ better go back to class. Labda topic ya "wife material" sikuielewa vizuri. Wife Material my foot!!!

 

[Khantwe]

İ better go back to class. Labda topic ya "wife material" sikuielewa vizuri. Wife Material my foot!!!

Hebu tufafanulie bas...wife material anakuwaje?

 

[Mtoto halali na hela]

Hukufanya maamuzi sahihi

 

[Ennie]

Hebu acha utani man.. we hujawahi kupenda nini ?? Mtoto wife material kupita maelezo !!!

Anza tu kumuita shemeji maana soon atapata anayejua the right thing kumfanyia wife material ni nini.

 

[Ennie]

İ better go back to class. Labda topic ya "wife material" sikuielewa vizuri. Wife Material my foot!!!

Shikamoo babu.
Mwambie hommie Wako namtafuta

 

[Watu8]

Be a grown man with some balls...

Kuacha uache wewe halafu kulia lia ulie wewe...

 

[mwallu]

wee usimshauri hivo asee
osokoni is the devil

Hahahaaaaa! Wapi Osokoni movement! Pole! Sina la kusema yakheee!

 

[Miss Kim]

Mm ushauri wangu.....'Move on man!'. Ulishaamua kubwaga manyanga na msichana hajaonyesha kuwa affected na hilo,its clear she didn't love you just as much as you love her,ukisema urudi kwake utakua kama unajichimbia kaburi lako mwenyewe,she will treat you whichever way she wishes coz anajua you need her more than she does you. Mapenzi yanatesa sana especially pale unapopenda usipopendwa,usiombe!

 

[Evelyn Salt]

Mi kama mimi, kiukweli naomba asikurudie ukonde tu hadi uwe kama spoku ya baiskeli
ulimuacha mchumba wako kisa huyo mwanamke, it's your turn now nawe uachwe tu....

 

[Evelyn Salt]

Na hata akikurudia jiandae kuwa houseboy, ATM,kaka wa vocha n.k
Mahaba niburuze.....
ila pole kwa maumivu

 

[Mr Eggo]

Avatar yako na ushauri ata haviendan...senior boss alaf unaomba ushauri wa aina kukuaxha mdd unaempenda uk unamtaka loooh...embu kaka ako "the boss" aje akushauri...

 

[Fixed Point]

Mm ushauri wangu.....'Move on man!'. Ulishaamua kubwaga manyanga na msichana hajaonyesha kuwa affected na hilo,its clear she didn't love you just as much as you love her,ukisema urudi kwake utakua kama unajichimbia kaburi lako mwenyewe,she will treat you whichever way she wishes coz anajua you need her more than she does you. Mapenzi yanatesa sana especially pale unapopenda usipopendwa,usiombe!

well said mamiiii.....
labda kama anajitolea kuwa mtumwa wa mapenzi

 

[Kongosho]

Vijana wanaangia kwa kukosa maarifa.

Na mapenzi utumwa wa hiari.

İ better go back to class. Labda topic ya "wife material" sikuielewa vizuri. Wife Material my foot!!!

 

[badiebey]

Take action man,tangaza ndoa uone kama hatarudi spidiii...
Au we lengo lako umfunuee tuu af uje ummbwage?
Kumbe na nyie roho huwa inauma eeh,ndo mjue uchungu tunaopataga

 

[dable G]

Hapo kwanza unausoma upande wa pili wa yo first girl upime vinaumagaje.hata hvo sikushaur saana urud kwni tayar kuna kitu huyo mrembo alimis.hakuona kama kuna mwelekeo chanya baina yenu zaid ya kugegedana.na mengineyo meng.anyway pole ,mapenz yana maumivu makal yasiyoelezeka.waweza tamani ukatwe damu itoke ukashonwe upone kuliko lile umivu.tafakariiiii.

 

[Katavi]

Usithubutu hata kufikiria kurudiana naye. Fanya jambo lolote umsahau maana ukirudiana naye utakonda zaidi ya hapo.

 

[ERoni]

Ndio ile mada ya "UTANIOA LINI", huyo amechoka kulalwa miaka miwili bila malengo, umeishi nae mda wote huo na bado hujatamka lile neno wadada wanalipenda "WILL YOU MARRY ME"...hakika haoni tabu kukuacha na kuanza upya...

Kama upo tayari kuchukua risks, basi mweleze malengo yako kwake, put her in your future plans...Utasikia baby umekula, baby umechoka eeh...lakini pia maswali Kama "HIVI TUNAENDA LINI NYUMBANI" yatakuwa Kama sauti za ndege!!!..hawa viumbe wanafikia stage katika maisha, wedding/marriage is all that matters!!

 

[Asprin]

Shikamoo babu.
Mwambie hommie Wako namtafuta

Marhabaa binti mwema.

haya homuboi Kaizer, kuna wito wa umbuje wako huku. Achana na DEMBA rudi nyumbani.