Jospina
JF-Expert Member
- Apr 19, 2013
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After spending 5 yrs on facebook, I've come to realize that there are different types of people on Facebook:
1. THE UNHEALTHY:
They always have stomach ache, headache, back ache etc. Facebook is not a clinic hey.
2. THE LIARS:
Lie about their age, marital status and use ridiculous names like MissDee More, Bucy Swaggalicious, Angel, Miss (wat wat) pee or tee, pinkytoBadt,Khosified,BakajujuManchester etc.
3. THE WITCHES:
They always like updating about death, bad news and sickness.
4. THE TRAVELLERS:
Today in london, tomorrow heading to Italy or Durban, next All over the zanzibar! Are you a minister for tourism?
5. WEATHER FORECASTERS:
They update mostly when it is raining, cold or hot e.g 'I'm freezing' etc
6. PREACHERS:
These are mostly single men/ladies who are looking for a spouse. They act holy and write Bible verses only on Sundays and Fridays. *smh
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7. THE CONFUSED:
They are married today, engaged tomorrow, next day in an open relationship, in a complicated relationship, single or divorced etc.
8. THE HATERS:
They will never like or comment on your posts except when they have something negative to say about you or your posts. Or u put up an update which says u r "sad" "heartbroken" or "in Pain"
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9. THE FIGHTERS:
All they do is to seek trouble on people's post, they comment awkwardly in order to start a fight.
10. THE ITKs (I Too Know):
They will always complain that u're always online, they will say; are you jobless? Sometimes u can't sop wondering what they r doing online themselves. Seriously, man get a life and stop face booking.
11. THE DESPERADOS...
They are always posting pictures of them in different cars claiming car owners and always updating themselves in different hotels and eateries...damn...are they car dealers or Hotel room attendants?
12. THE PEACE MAKERS:
These people are very friendly and they appreciate peoples effort, they say thank you if they read your post and smile. Note: These people are usually very rare to find
1. THE UNHEALTHY:
They always have stomach ache, headache, back ache etc. Facebook is not a clinic hey.
2. THE LIARS:
Lie about their age, marital status and use ridiculous names like MissDee More, Bucy Swaggalicious, Angel, Miss (wat wat) pee or tee, pinkytoBadt,Khosified,BakajujuManchester etc.
3. THE WITCHES:
They always like updating about death, bad news and sickness.
4. THE TRAVELLERS:
Today in london, tomorrow heading to Italy or Durban, next All over the zanzibar! Are you a minister for tourism?
5. WEATHER FORECASTERS:
They update mostly when it is raining, cold or hot e.g 'I'm freezing' etc
6. PREACHERS:
These are mostly single men/ladies who are looking for a spouse. They act holy and write Bible verses only on Sundays and Fridays. *smh
*
7. THE CONFUSED:
They are married today, engaged tomorrow, next day in an open relationship, in a complicated relationship, single or divorced etc.
8. THE HATERS:
They will never like or comment on your posts except when they have something negative to say about you or your posts. Or u put up an update which says u r "sad" "heartbroken" or "in Pain"
.
9. THE FIGHTERS:
All they do is to seek trouble on people's post, they comment awkwardly in order to start a fight.
10. THE ITKs (I Too Know):
They will always complain that u're always online, they will say; are you jobless? Sometimes u can't sop wondering what they r doing online themselves. Seriously, man get a life and stop face booking.
11. THE DESPERADOS...
They are always posting pictures of them in different cars claiming car owners and always updating themselves in different hotels and eateries...damn...are they car dealers or Hotel room attendants?
12. THE PEACE MAKERS:
These people are very friendly and they appreciate peoples effort, they say thank you if they read your post and smile. Note: These people are usually very rare to find
