Afisa misitu

Excellent said:

Mchina,Mzungu na Mbongo walitaka kuonyeshana ukali wa teknolojia zao Mzungu aliweka earphone wireless akitumia Bluetooth kuckiliza sim na nyimbo Mchina alikuwa ana saa ila inafanya kazi kama simu Mbongo akaumiza kichwa afanyaje ili naye aonyeshe yake!Akaenda chooni,aliporudi akarudi uchi huku amening'iniza toilet paper kwenye ******,wazungu wakaona huyu katuzidi akili,wakamuuliza hii nini? Akawajibu hapa natuma fax

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mashikolomageni said:

Excellent again wewe ni mkaree ile mbaya

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MR. DRY said:

hehehehe mkuu umenikumbusha kipindi nasoma walinipa jina la mzee wa FAX.......mjini shule!

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Excellent said:

Afisa misitu kaenda kwenye shamba la miti ya jamaaa kukagua.jamaa akamwambia asiingie sasahiv . Afisa akatoa kitambusho cha kazi." We ni nani wa kunizuia? kwa hiki kitambulisho ,hakuna wa kunizuia nisifanye shughuli zangu!" Jamaa akamfungulia geti.
Baada ya muda jamaa akamuona afisa akifukuzwa na nyuki huku akipiga kelele. "Mama nakufaaa!Nisaidie nyukiiii! wananiuaaa!!!"
Jamaa akamwambia , " WAONYESHE KITAMBULISHO"!!

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