Afisa misitu

Viol · Oct 28, 2011

Afisa misitu kaenda kwenye shamba la miti ya jamaaa kukagua.jamaa akamwambia asiingie sasahiv . Afisa akatoa kitambusho cha kazi." We ni nani wa kunizuia? kwa hiki kitambulisho ,hakuna wa kunizuia nisifanye shughuli zangu!" Jamaa akamfungulia geti.
Baada ya muda jamaa akamuona afisa akifukuzwa na nyuki huku akipiga kelele. "Mama nakufaaa!Nisaidie nyukiiii! wananiuaaa!!!"
Jamaa akamwambia , " WAONYESHE KITAMBULISHO"!!

Viol · Oct 28, 2011

Katika chuo cha wanyama pori,Mwalimu alitoa mtihani wa mwisho kwa kuweka picha za miguu ya ndege na wanafunzi walitakiwa kuandika jina sahihi la kila ndege kutokana na picha miguu.
Mwanafunzi mkorofi alikagua maswali na kugundua hawezi kujibu hata swali moja.Ndipo alipoamua kupeleka karatasi yake ya kujibia pasina hata kuandika jina lake.
Mwalimu alishtuka kuona jamaa kamaliza maswali 50kwa dk5.Wakati mwanafunzi ameshafika mlangoni ili atoke chumba cha mtihani,Mwalimu aligundua jamaa hajajibu swali hata1 na wala hajaandika jina lake.Ndipo alipomuita"we kijana simama.mbona hujaandika jina?unaitwa nani?"
Mwanafunzi alisimama kidogo na kupandisha suruali ili mwalimu aone miguu huku akisema"angalia miguu utajua jina langu"
kisha akatokomea

Viol · Oct 28, 2011

Mchina,Mzungu na Mbongo walitaka kuonyeshana ukali wa teknolojia zao Mzungu aliweka earphone wireless akitumia Bluetooth kuckiliza sim na nyimbo Mchina alikuwa ana saa ila inafanya kazi kama simu Mbongo akaumiza kichwa afanyaje ili naye aonyeshe yake!Akaenda chooni,aliporudi akarudi uchi huku amening'iniza toilet paper kwenye ******,wazungu wakaona huyu katuzidi akili,wakamuuliza hii nini? Akawajibu hapa natuma fax

Jaguar · Oct 28, 2011

Excellent said:
Katika chuo cha wanyama pori,Mwalimu alitoa mtihani wa mwisho kwa kuweka picha za miguu ya ndege na wanafunzi walitakiwa kuandika jina sahihi la kila ndege kutokana na picha miguu.
Mwanafunzi mkorofi alikagua maswali na kugundua hawezi kujibu hata swali moja.Ndipo alipoamua kupeleka karatasi yake ya kujibia pasina hata kuandika jina lake.
Mwalimu alishtuka kuona jamaa kamaliza maswali 50kwa dk5.Wakati mwanafunzi ameshafika mlangoni ili atoke chumba cha mtihani,Mwalimu aligundua jamaa hajajibu swali hata1 na wala hajaandika jina lake.Ndipo alipomuita"we kijana simama.mbona hujaandika jina?unaitwa nani?"
Mwanafunzi alisimama kidogo na kupandisha suruali ili mwalimu aone miguu huku akisema"angalia miguu utajua jina langu"
kisha akatokomea

Hakya nani ningeua huyu mtoto!

Washawasha · Oct 28, 2011

naithi wani,dharau mbaya thana.nalog off

Viol · Oct 28, 2011

Jaguar said:
Hakya nani ningeua huyu mtoto!

Dogo nunda

Viol · Oct 28, 2011

Washawasha said:
naithi wani,dharau mbaya thana.nalog off

mbona haraka hvo,si una kitambulisho

Rosweeter · Oct 28, 2011

Excellent said:
Mchina,Mzungu na Mbongo walitaka kuonyeshana ukali wa teknolojia zao Mzungu aliweka earphone wireless akitumia Bluetooth kuckiliza sim na nyimbo Mchina alikuwa ana saa ila inafanya kazi kama simu Mbongo akaumiza kichwa afanyaje ili naye aonyeshe yake!Akaenda chooni,aliporudi akarudi uchi huku amening'iniza toilet paper kwenye ******,wazungu wakaona huyu katuzidi akili,wakamuuliza hii nini? Akawajibu hapa natuma fax

Ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa................................. kwa kweli umenichekesha sana, asante kwa kuifanya ijumaa yangu kuwa ya furaha. We mkali

Viol · Oct 28, 2011

Rosweeter said:
Ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa................................. kwa kweli umenichekesha sana, asante kwa kuifanya ijumaa yangu kuwa ya furaha. We mkali

teh teh teh si unajua teknolojia inapanda

Zimba · Oct 28, 2011

Mtanzania kaibuka kinara. Ni noumer u made ma day!

ngoshwe · Oct 29, 2011

Excellent said:
Mchina,Mzungu na Mbongo walitaka kuonyeshana ukali wa teknolojia zao Mzungu aliweka earphone wireless akitumia Bluetooth kuckiliza sim na nyimbo Mchina alikuwa ana saa ila inafanya kazi kama simu Mbongo akaumiza kichwa afanyaje ili naye aonyeshe yake!Akaenda chooni,aliporudi akarudi uchi huku amening'iniza toilet paper kwenye ******,wazungu wakaona huyu katuzidi akili,wakamuuliza hii nini? Akawajibu hapa natuma fax

Fax kwenye "P" au "K"?

AMINATA 9 · Oct 29, 2011

Excellent said:
Mchina,Mzungu na Mbongo walitaka kuonyeshana ukali wa teknolojia zao Mzungu aliweka earphone wireless akitumia Bluetooth kuckiliza sim na nyimbo Mchina alikuwa ana saa ila inafanya kazi kama simu Mbongo akaumiza kichwa afanyaje ili naye aonyeshe yake!Akaenda chooni,aliporudi akarudi uchi huku amening'iniza toilet paper kwenye ******,wazungu wakaona huyu katuzidi akili,wakamuuliza hii nini? Akawajibu hapa natuma fax

haha
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chapaa · Oct 29, 2011

chuo cha wanyama pori imefunika

MR. DRY · Oct 30, 2011

Excellent said:
Mchina,Mzungu na Mbongo walitaka kuonyeshana ukali wa teknolojia zao Mzungu aliweka earphone wireless akitumia Bluetooth kuckiliza sim na nyimbo Mchina alikuwa ana saa ila inafanya kazi kama simu Mbongo akaumiza kichwa afanyaje ili naye aonyeshe yake!Akaenda chooni,aliporudi akarudi uchi huku amening'iniza toilet paper kwenye ******,wazungu wakaona huyu katuzidi akili,wakamuuliza hii nini? Akawajibu hapa natuma fax

hehehehe mkuu umenikumbusha kipindi nasoma walinipa jina la mzee wa FAX.......mjini shule!

mchemsho · Oct 31, 2011

Excellent said:
Afisa misitu kaenda kwenye shamba la miti ya jamaaa kukagua.jamaa akamwambia asiingie sasahiv . Afisa akatoa kitambusho cha kazi." We ni nani wa kunizuia? kwa hiki kitambulisho ,hakuna wa kunizuia nisifanye shughuli zangu!" Jamaa akamfungulia geti.
Baada ya muda jamaa akamuona afisa akifukuzwa na nyuki huku akipiga kelele. "Mama nakufaaa!Nisaidie nyukiiii! wananiuaaa!!!"
Jamaa akamwambia , " WAONYESHE KITAMBULISHO"!!

hah.! We mpuuzi kweli, wanivja mbavu zangu mie loh

mchemsho · Oct 31, 2011

Excellent said:
Katika chuo cha wanyama pori,Mwalimu alitoa mtihani wa mwisho kwa kuweka picha za miguu ya ndege na wanafunzi walitakiwa kuandika jina sahihi la kila ndege kutokana na picha miguu.
Mwanafunzi mkorofi alikagua maswali na kugundua hawezi kujibu hata swali moja.Ndipo alipoamua kupeleka karatasi yake ya kujibia pasina hata kuandika jina lake.
Mwalimu alishtuka kuona jamaa kamaliza maswali 50kwa dk5.Wakati mwanafunzi ameshafika mlangoni ili atoke chumba cha mtihani,Mwalimu aligundua jamaa hajajibu swali hata1 na wala hajaandika jina lake.Ndipo alipomuita"we kijana simama.mbona hujaandika jina?unaitwa nani?"
Mwanafunzi alisimama kidogo na kupandisha suruali ili mwalimu aone miguu huku akisema"angalia miguu utajua jina langu"
kisha akatokomea

Hakyanani umenichekesha bure, hah ha hah.! Safi sana

Cantalisia · Oct 31, 2011

Excellent said:
Afisa misitu kaenda kwenye shamba la miti ya jamaaa kukagua.jamaa akamwambia asiingie sasahiv . Afisa akatoa kitambusho cha kazi." We ni nani wa kunizuia? kwa hiki kitambulisho ,hakuna wa kunizuia nisifanye shughuli zangu!" Jamaa akamfungulia geti.
Baada ya muda jamaa akamuona afisa akifukuzwa na nyuki huku akipiga kelele. "Mama nakufaaa!Nisaidie nyukiiii! wananiuaaa!!!"
Jamaa akamwambia , " WAONYESHE KITAMBULISHO"!!

Haaa haaaa haaaa!asante mkuu!

Cantalisia · Oct 31, 2011

Excellent said:
Mchina,Mzungu na Mbongo walitaka kuonyeshana ukali wa teknolojia zao Mzungu aliweka earphone wireless akitumia Bluetooth kuckiliza sim na nyimbo Mchina alikuwa ana saa ila inafanya kazi kama simu Mbongo akaumiza kichwa afanyaje ili naye aonyeshe yake!Akaenda chooni,aliporudi akarudi uchi huku amening'iniza toilet paper kwenye ******,wazungu wakaona huyu katuzidi akili,wakamuuliza hii nini? Akawajibu hapa natuma fax

Haaaa haaaa haaaa,u made my day bro!

Masika · Oct 31, 2011

Nimecheka mpaka basi

valid statement · Oct 31, 2011

Excellent said:
Afisa misitu kaenda kwenye shamba la miti ya jamaaa kukagua.jamaa akamwambia asiingie sasahiv . Afisa akatoa kitambusho cha kazi." We ni nani wa kunizuia? kwa hiki kitambulisho ,hakuna wa kunizuia nisifanye shughuli zangu!" Jamaa akamfungulia geti.
Baada ya muda jamaa akamuona afisa akifukuzwa na nyuki huku akipiga kelele. "Mama nakufaaa!Nisaidie nyukiiii! wananiuaaa!!!"
Jamaa akamwambia , " WAONYESHE KITAMBULISHO"!!

akome kabisa. Mambo ya kuwadharau watu wa chini kisa u bosi tu. Akome

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