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July Fourth

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Before Marriage
Boy: I have been waiting for dis day.
Gal: Do u want me 2 leave?
Boy: NO!!!
Gal: Do u love me?
Boy: Of course!
Gal: will u ever cheat on me?
Boy: Never in my life!
Gal: Will u ever kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Gal: Will U ever slap me?
Boy: R u crazy....?!
Gal: Can I trust u??
Boy: Yes!!!
Gal: Sweet heart.....!
AFTER MARRIAGE.
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Nyakageni

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Mkuu hii kali!

 

Nilufer

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du kweli ndoa ngumu.

 

Neylu

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Duuh....Kumbe mambo yenyewe ndo yanakuwaga hivi.. Kazi ipo!

 

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Getsemane

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So funy......

 

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Abuubakar munis

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Duh nimeikubali hii.

 

nurbert

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ha ha ha ha...

 

July Fourth

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Ukisikia 'great thinker..' usihangaike kutafta

 

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TEGEMEA

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JF Is the best.

 

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GTesha

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Acheni kutisha masingoz, ndoa ni nzuri kama ukimptata mtu mtakaelewana na kuongea lugha moja, ila ukikutana na gumegume ndo utajuta kuzaliwa, but all in all it is soo good to be in marriage with a ryt person

 

Comi

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Sajy said:

Before Marriage
Boy: I have been waiting for dis day.
Gal: Do u want me 2 leave?
Boy: NO!!!
Gal: Do u love me?
Boy: Of course!
Gal: will u ever cheat on me?
Boy: Never in my life!
Gal: Will u ever kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Gal: Will U ever slap me?
Boy: R u crazy....?!
Gal: Can I trust u??
Boy: Yes!!!
Gal: Sweet heart.....!
AFTER MARRIAGE.
[Now read from bottom to top]
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umenifanya nicheke asubuhi hii

 

Tuyuku

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kuna watu ni macreative sijaonaga. Saluti

 

July Fourth

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leloch said:

ninoumaaaaaa

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mmh ni balaa!sema 2 lugha

 

July Fourth

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GTesha said:

Acheni kutisha masingoz, ndoa ni nzuri kama ukimptata mtu mtakaelewana na kuongea lugha moja, ila ukikutana na gumegume ndo utajuta kuzaliwa, but all in all it is soo good to be in marriage with a ryt person

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kweli mkuu.. Bt ts nt true that everyone gets the right person.. Hii century ni tofauti na zilizopita.. Ndo maana kuna ndoa za mikataba siku hz

 

Duduwasha

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Imekaa Poa Poa Hii

 

NingaR

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Nimecheka hadi nimetapika

 

MARCKO

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Ukifika juu, unarudi tena kwenye post zake chiniiiii. Jf noma.

 

RGforever

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hahahahah

 

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KIDOSHO

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nzuri lakini ilishawahi kuwekwa humu

 

felinda

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kweli ndoa ndoano better kubaki kuwa wapenzi 2 kama mambo yenyewe ndio hayo.