sir Ganto G
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- Jul 22, 2013
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A young woman was jogging when she saw a wrinkled old man smiling at her from his stoep.
" You look so happy," she called out to him.
" What's your secret for a long and satisfying life?"
"I smoke three packets of cigarettes a day," he replied,
" And I drink a case of whisky every week, eat nothing but fatty foods and never exercise"
" That's amazing!" the woman said.
"And how old are you?"
" Thirty- two," he answered.
" You look so happy," she called out to him.
" What's your secret for a long and satisfying life?"
"I smoke three packets of cigarettes a day," he replied,
" And I drink a case of whisky every week, eat nothing but fatty foods and never exercise"
" That's amazing!" the woman said.
"And how old are you?"
" Thirty- two," he answered.
