Kimbweka
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- Jul 16, 2009
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A doctor, a lawyer and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress.
The lawyer says:
- For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems.
The doctor says:
- It's better to have a wife because the sense of security lowers your stress and is good for your health.
The manager says:
- You're both wrong. It's best to have both so that when the wife thinks you're with the mistress and the mistress thinks you're with your wife -- you can go to the office and do some work.
The lawyer says:
- For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems.
The doctor says:
- It's better to have a wife because the sense of security lowers your stress and is good for your health.
The manager says:
- You're both wrong. It's best to have both so that when the wife thinks you're with the mistress and the mistress thinks you're with your wife -- you can go to the office and do some work.
