A bussness man

[Pearl]

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment “RENT FOR APARTMENT.”
On the way to the office he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price so he had his secretary send a check for $250 and enclose the following typed note:
“Dear Madam:
Enclosed find check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that:
#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat; and
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn’t any heat, and that it was entirely too large.”
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note :
“Dear Sir:
First of all, I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don’t have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management.
Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady

 

[Natasha Ismail]

hii kiboko..u made ma lunch.

 

[Pearl]

C unikaribishe basi?

hii kiboko..u made ma lunch.

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Ukidhani una mambinu wanawake wanamitego,
wanake ni silaha dhaifu yenye madhara makubwa sana,
usijaribu kuwachezea.

 

[Pearl]

Tell them dia hawatuweziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii,itakuwa ngum................

ukidhani una mambinu wanawake wanamitego,
wanake ni silaha dhaifu yenye madhara makubwa sana,
usijaribu kuwachezea.

 

[JS]

Lovely stuff to hit them in their pants hawa watu wakileta ujinga............

 

[Konakali]

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment “RENT FOR APARTMENT.”
On the way to the office he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price so he had his secretary send a check for $250 and enclose the following typed note:
“Dear Madam:
Enclosed find check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that:
#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat; and
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn’t any heat, and that it was entirely too large.”
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note :
“Dear Sir:
First of all, I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don’t have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management.
Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady

Kama wewe ndio kwenye picha basi karibu sana kwangu, lakini wote tutalipia kwa jinsi tutakavyofurahia game.

 

[Kaizer]

Lovely stuff to hit them in their pants hawa watu wakileta ujinga............

ohoo!🙄

 

[Sipo]

Kama wewe ndio kwenye picha basi karibu sana kwangu, lakini wote tutalipia kwa jinsi tutakavyofurahia game.

kuna mmoja itabidi azidishe malipo, lazima ili kurahisisha game nyingine wakati mwingine pasipo mtu mwingine

 

[Konakali]

kuna mmoja itabidi azidishe malipo, lazima ili kurahisisha game nyingine wakati mwingine pasipo mtu mwingine

tutagawana bili kulingana na jisnsi tulivyogawana starehe/satisfaction.

 

[Sipo]

tutagawana bili kulingana na jisnsi tulivyogawana starehe/satisfaction.

hivi inawezekana kugawana satisfaction? Mimi nafikiri kuna mmoja anapendelewa zaidi toka mchakato unapoanza

 

[Bigirita]

Hahahahaaa! Jamaa furniture chache! Si angezipangilia vizuri!

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

tutagawana bili kulingana na jisnsi tulivyogawana starehe/satisfaction.

Judge atakuwa nani?
Maana mwamba ngoma ngozi huvutia kwake

 

[Che Guevara]

As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.

Baby! Nimeipenda hii sentensi

 

[Pearl]

mmmmmmmmmmmmh u like turning on heat eeeeeeeeeeeh?

Baby! Nimeipenda hii sentensi

 

[Kimbweka]

Huyo hakujua kuna dawa za kichina za kufanya ionekane unoccupied na malimao ya kufanya very few furnitures ziweze kufit hahahaha

 

[Preta]

Huyo hakujua kuna dawa za kichina za kufanya ionekane unoccupied na malimao ya kufanya very few furnitures ziweze kufit hahahaha

kimbweka bana

 

[Pearl]

ur name and ur wods!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ooooooooooooooops

Huyo hakujua kuna dawa za kichina za kufanya ionekane unoccupied na malimao ya kufanya very few furnitures ziweze kufit hahahaha

 

[Mhache]

Very interestin'. Love is somethin' special, cost sharing is very important.

 

[Konakali]

hivi inawezekana kugawana satisfaction? Mimi nafikiri kuna mmoja anapendelewa zaidi toka mchakato unapoanza

Kwa uzoefu wangu, kila mmoja pale game inapoimalizika hutoa commends mwenyewe, tena bila kuulizwa jinsi gani alivyoinjoy mchakato mzima. Na si rahisi kuundergrade mwenzako palepale, hivyo maelezo yako yataestimate bili yako.