19 things every man should be able to do

[King’asti]

Naona mwamwaga michele atii na kuku wengi humu.
Afu hayo mambo sio ya kutambiana seriously. Hahaha send me flowers and the address of the dinner venue and i will calm down.

Come down babe......

 

[The Boss]

So what are trying to suggest Bossman?

That thick and juicy misses ain't my type?

FYI, I don't have a type.

I'm an equal opportunity smasher:smile-big:.

I love diversity.

Haahaaa ..been there done that...
i had enough drama with 'any type' ..
now i am so selective....only the few got qualified

 

[steel fingure]

If I have seen further than others is by standing upon a shoulder of a giant always a real man know his daily duties but not these duties especially for a maasai man

 

[The Boss]

Naona mwamwaga michele atii na kuku wengi humu.
Afu hayo mambo sio ya kutambiana seriously. Hahaha send me flowers and the address of the dinner venue and i will calm down.

Forget flowers i can cook for you.....but you got to be the desserts ....

 

[kui]

Forget flowers i can cook for you.....but you got to be the desserts ....

Daaaamn!,.....Hi Boss!, (in Joti's voice)

 

[The Boss]

Daaaamn!,.....Hi Boss!, (in Joti's voice)

Hello kui ....
wats up?
wanna try my dishes?
i can cook for you too.....

 

[masai dada]

namba 18 naisubiriaga kwa hamu sana siiipatagi

 

[Tuko]

Siku hizi kuna kimoja...

...pay the bills...

Utajua kuchagua wine wakati hela ya kuinunia huna!!!

 

[kui]

Hello kui ....
wats up?
wanna try my dishes?
i can cook for you too.....

Hehehe!, we tupange tu!

 

[The Boss]

Hehehe!, we tupange tu!

Face your fears ha ha haa

 

[kui]

Probably imeandikwa na mwanamke
'breakfast in bed'...i guess hii women ndo wanapenda sana

....unaonekana mzoefu!, lakini uongo mbaya hakuna kitu poa kama Me kuamka mapema (kama weekend) na kukorofisha jikoni kwa ajili yako. Lakini kibongo bongo yeye ndo akute meza iko tayari.
Au The Boss uko different?!

 

[The Boss]

....unaonekana mzoefu!, lakini uongo mbaya hakuna kitu poa kama Me kuamka mapema (kama weekend) na kukorofisha jikoni kwa ajili yako. Lakini kibongo bongo yeye ndo akute meza iko tayari.
Au The Boss uko different?!

Very different....
you should see for yourself ....:smile-big:

 

[kui]

Very different....
you should see for yourself ....:smile-big:

Hahaaa!, (mie wangapi kuambiwa hivi) let me finish my kick boxing lessons kwanza, just in case......lol!

 

[The Boss]

Hahaaa!, (mie wangapi kuambiwa hivi) let me finish my kick boxing lessons kwanza, just in case......lol!

Kick boxing lady....
that's sexy too....some kick some fly...in the bedroom ....ha haa

 

[King’asti]

Dah. Id rather eat the food that the chef cooked and not you bruh. Sasa foleni hii na kui tutafika kwenye dessert si ntaachwa najilamba vidole. Take me for dinner and cook for kui. Problem solved

Forget flowers i can cook for you.....but you got to be the desserts ....

Hello kui ....
wats up?
wanna try my dishes?
i can cook for you too.....

Hehehe!, we tupange tu!

 

[The Boss]

Dah. Id rather eat the food that the chef cooked and not you bruh. Sasa foleni hii na kui tutafika kwenye dessert si ntaachwa najilamba vidole. Take me for dinner and cook for kui. Problem solved

The offer was for one
you or kui......but then again we can have a threesome...
you with guns skills kui with karate skills.....surely it will be a lot of fun....:smile-big:

 

[Sibonike]

'Change a Tire' could also mean, be reasonable physical and know some tools in daily life. Vitu vidogo kama sockets au lights zimezingua unabadilisha mwenyewe.

'Tie a tie', be an artist with your hands on her body.

'Leave a tip', only men with fat pockets can afford that, ball harder.

'Purchase flowers', spoil your chick hata kwa vitu vidogo ambavyo vinaweza kuwa havileti maana kwako.


Master the art of reading, and understanding. You will need it someday.

Wanasema wanataka hela maua wapelekee nyuki!

 

[TUPACified]

Wanasema wanataka hela maua wapelekee nyuki!

Well, waambie hii wanafanyiwa ladies tu, hoodrats wana za kwao na watu wao.

 

[kui]

Dah. Id rather eat the food that the chef cooked and not you bruh. Sasa foleni hii na kui tutafika kwenye dessert si ntaachwa najilamba vidole. Take me for dinner and cook for kui. Problem solved

Haha!, sawa bwana mi huyoo, mdogo mdogo na sina makuu nimekukuta atii!, ntachakachua vibichi nile vilivyooiva bi mkubwa wewe nakuachia 'fine dining'

 

[kui]

The offer was for one
you or kui......but then again we can have a threesome...
you with guns skills kui with karate skills.....surely it will be a lot of fun....:smile-big:

Mh!, chezea King'asti wewe!, kwake asee nasurrender hiyo AK 47 sijui si haba dear, hakuna cha karate, tae kwo ndo wala tai kwa ndoo mbele ya gobole!