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Viol · Oct 17, 2011

Mvulana:naweza nikapanda milima mirefu, naweza nikaongelea baharini kwenye kina kiredu na hata kutembea kwenye mkaa wa moto unaochoma,hii yote nikuonyesha jinsi navyokupenda

Msichana: Jamani dia una maneno matamu ndo mana nakupenda,leo uje basi getoni kwangu.

Mvulana: We mjinga nini? siwezi kuja nje mvua inanyesha.

Viol · Oct 17, 2011

Jaribu kusema ''ALFA'' halafu useme tena ''Q'',sasa rudia hayo maneno haraka haraka kwa sauti.

Viol · Oct 17, 2011

Kulikuwa na jamaa mmoja amekaa katika baa maeneo mageni kwake, alikuwa na kinywaji chake mbele yake na alikuwa anakiangalia kwa muda mrefu, ghafla akatokea jamaa mmoja baunsa amelewa na akiwa na demu akashika glasi ya mchizi akainywa,huku anacheka

jamaa akaanza kulia, yule baunsa akamuambia,
BAUNSA: (huku anacheka) yaani wewe mjinga kweli kukuchukulia kinywaji ndio ulie??ngoja nikununulie kingine,**** kweli wewe.

JAMAA: (huku analia) siyo hivyo ila sijui nina mkosi gani leo, maana nimeamka asubuhi nikachelewa kazini nimefika bosi akanifukuza kazi, natoka nje gari yangu imeibiwa nikenda polisi wakanizungusha tu, nikapanda tax kwenda nyumbani nimeshuka katika tax nikasahau walet na simu katika tax na dereva tax si mjui,
nimeingia ndani kwangu namkuta mke wangu amelala na kijana wangu wa kazi
nikaamua kuja bar nimekaa nafikiria jinsi ya kuepukana na balaa hili la maisha na wewe umekuja umekunywa sumu yangu.

Viol · Oct 17, 2011

Jamaa ana vidole vigumu vya mkono mpaka akigusa keyboard ya computer,computer inasema NEW DEVICE FOUND AND READY TO INSTALL.

Viol · Oct 17, 2011

Kuna dogo aliokota Condom iliotumika, akaenda kwa mama ake mazungumzo yakawa km ifuatavyo:
Mtoto: Mama nimeokota pulizo!
Mama: Embu tulione!
(Mtoto kutoa kumbe ni cndom iliootumika!)
Mama: Iyo chafu tupa!
Mtoto: Shtaki mimi! (Huku akigoma!)
Mama: tupa nakwmbia, ntakuchapa!
Mtoto: shawa mama natupa ila uji uliokuwa ndani nshaunywa wote shasha!

Viol · Oct 17, 2011

Jamaa wawili walikuwa wakitoka matembezini saa6 usiku waliamua kutumia njia ya mkato kupitia makaburini kurudi makwao. Wakiwa katikati ya makaburi mara wakasikia mlio kama mtu anagonga kitu, tap-t ap, Jamaa wakapata woga wasijue la kufanya. Mara kwa mbele wakamuona babu m1 akiwa na nyundo na chizo (tupa) akichonga maandishi kwenye kaburi. M1 kati ya wale jamaa akasema,"aargh! Kumbe ni wewe babu! Umetuogopesha sana! Tulifikiri ni mzimu! Vp mbona unafanya kazi usiku namna hii?". Babu akajibu, "si hawa wajinga walikosea spelling za jina langu banah! Ndo narekebisha hapa!".

Viol · Oct 17, 2011

Shindano ilifanyika la kuwashindanisha watu wavivu.....jamaa aliyeshinda wakati wa kutoa zawadi akaambiwa achukue zawadi,akajibu ''' Aaahh mi nimechoka bhana''

LiverpoolFC · Oct 17, 2011

Endelea! Endelea endelea endelea. Siyo kwng huku hata kidogo nimepita tu!

Pota · Oct 17, 2011

aisee......mtaalamu wa kuporomosha machozi na kuvunja mbavu za watu. thanks
you made ma day.

Viol · Oct 17, 2011

Pota said:
aisee......mtaalamu wa kuporomosha machozi na kuvunja mbavu za watu. thanks
you made ma day.

Pota thanks much hakiharibiki kitu lazima uvunje mbavu

DEVINE · Oct 17, 2011

Sasa ndo nimeweza kuvuta pumzi maana nilishikwa na kicheko balaa,safi sana mkuu.

facebook · Oct 17, 2011

Excellent said:
Jaribu kusema ''ALFA'' halafu useme tena ''Q'',sasa rudia hayo maneno haraka haraka kwa sauti.

Lol..hii kitu balaa!

Leonard Robert · Oct 17, 2011

Excellent said:
Kuna dogo aliokota Condom iliotumika, akaenda kwa mama ake mazungumzo yakawa km ifuatavyo:
Mtoto: Mama nimeokota pulizo!
Mama: Embu tulione!
(Mtoto kutoa kumbe ni cndom iliootumika!)
Mama: Iyo chafu tupa!
Mtoto: Shtaki mimi! (Huku akigoma!)
Mama: tupa nakwmbia, ntakuchapa!
Mtoto: shawa mama natupa ila uji uliokuwa ndani nshaunywa wote shasha!

kila nikitafakari sioni mkari kama wewe kaka ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Viol · Oct 17, 2011

facebook said:
Lol..hii kitu balaa!

yah ya ukweli

Viol · Oct 17, 2011

Leonard Robert said:
kila nikitafakari sioni mkari kama wewe kaka ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Thanks mkuu huu uwanja wa nyumbani

Viol · Oct 17, 2011

DEVINE said:
Sasa ndo nimeweza kuvuta pumzi maana nilishikwa na kicheko balaa,safi sana mkuu.

Dah pamoja mkuu

Mzee wa Rula · Oct 17, 2011

Excellent said:
Kulikuwa na jamaa mmoja amekaa katika baa maeneo mageni kwake, alikuwa na kinywaji chake mbele yake na alikuwa anakiangalia kwa muda mrefu, ghafla akatokea jamaa mmoja baunsa amelewa na akiwa na demu akashika glasi ya mchizi akainywa,huku anacheka

jamaa akaanza kulia, yule baunsa akamuambia,
BAUNSA: (huku anacheka) yaani wewe mjinga kweli kukuchukulia kinywaji ndio ulie??ngoja nikununulie kingine,**** kweli wewe.

JAMAA: (huku analia) siyo hivyo ila sijui nina mkosi gani leo, maana nimeamka asubuhi nikachelewa kazini nimefika bosi akanifukuza kazi, natoka nje gari yangu imeibiwa nikenda polisi wakanizungusha tu, nikapanda tax kwenda nyumbani nimeshuka katika tax nikasahau walet na simu katika tax na dereva tax si mjui,
nimeingia ndani kwangu namkuta mke wangu amelala na kijana wangu wa kazi
nikaamua kuja bar nimekaa nafikiria jinsi ya kuepukana na balaa hili la maisha na wewe umekuja umekunywa sumu yangu.

Heeeeeh, hii kali. Kungekuwa na zawadi ya bingwa wa aliyechekesha kwa wiki kushinda wote wewe ingeibuka mshindi.

Viol · Oct 17, 2011

Mzee wa Rula said:
Heeeeeh, hii kali. Kungekuwa na zawadi ya bingwa wa aliyechekesha kwa wiki kushinda wote wewe ingeibuka mshindi.

thanks much mkuu

Donnie Charlie · Oct 17, 2011

Excellent said:
Jamaa ana vidole vigumu vya mkono mpaka akigusa keyboard ya computer,computer inasema NEW DEVICE FOUND AND READY TO INSTALL.

ha ha ha ...nadhani mwisho wa siku itamwambia no compatible driver found!

Viol · Oct 17, 2011

Never give up said:
ha ha ha ...nadhani mwisho wa siku itamwambia no compatible driver found!

teh teh teh

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