10 Great Rules That Will Help You Remain POOR All Your Life


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1. Never wake up early: Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing. If there are no bedbugs, why hurry to get up?
2. Never plan how to spend your money: Whenever you get money, start spending it right away and when it is finished, try to count and recall how you spent it.
3. Competing: Make sure you wear the latest clothes among all the workers in your office. Whenever your neighbour/friend buys a new phone, car or dress, you get one that is more expensive.
4. Don't think of saving until you have real big money: How can you save when you earn so little? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your burning needs.
5. Don't engage in activities usually reserved for the 'uneducated': How can you, a graduate, engage in petty trade or home- based production? That is for people who never went to school.
6. Don't think of starting a business until an angel comes from heaven and gives you capital: How do they expect you to invest before you get millions of shillings? Even though more than half the businesses in your town were started with a few hundred shillings, you as a smart person can only start with millions.
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Complain about everything except your own attitude: Blame the system, the government and the banks that refuse to lend you money. They are all bad and do not want you to get rich.
8. Spend more than you earn: To achieve this, buy consumer products in credit and keep borrowing from friends and employer.
9. Get yourself a nice second- hand car that costs more than three times your gross monthly pay: That will surely keep you in debt long enough to hinder the implementation of any bad plans that could make you accumulate capital.
10. Give your children everything they ask for since you are such a loving parent: They should not struggle for anything because you do not want them to suffer. That way, they will grow up lazy and hence poor enough to ensure they cannot help you in your old age.
If you diligently implement these 10 great rules, you will not fail to invite poverty in great measures to your homestead.

Its your choice, act wisely.
 
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This is a great post, it gives you something to learn
 
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Kweli mkuu! Unaweza kutafuta mchawi wa maisha yako,kumbe ni wewe mwenyewe! Mleta hoja ningeshauri ungeibadilisha kwa kiswahili ingekua vizuri zaidi.
 
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Ni nasaha nzuri sana....ila ungetumia kiswahili ingekuwa nzuri zaidi
 
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Asante sana mkuu, nimeshacopy na kuwaforwadia marafiki zangu na wadogo zangu kumi ili nao wajifunze kitu hapo
 
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Kweli mkuu! Unaweza kutafuta mchawi wa maisha yako,kumbe ni wewe mwenyewe! Mleta hoja ningeshauri ungeibadilisha kwa kiswahili ingekua vizuri zaidi.
pouwa nitaitasfiri angalu watu tupeane ushauri wa maisha...
 
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Dah! Hii kali
 
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duh mkuu hii ni noma aisee...yaani umegusa kila kitu ....
 
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Nice work.


Hard working is the mother of poverty. Smart working is the key to success. Always work little earn more. Work hard earn less.

Poor professions : Teachers, soldiers, security guards , doctors and nurses, waiters, secretaries, engineers etc. You can add more...

Successful profession : Accountants, lawyers, you can add.....

Rich people : Business men, self employed, add more.......(formal education is not required)

 
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Watu wanasifu hii post bila kufikiria mantiki yake hasa. Yawezekana haya ni moja ya mashairi au story za ki-comedy vile. Kwa mfano, rule number 3 na 9 zinakinzana, moja inataka uwe unashindana na marafiki zako.....Kama rafiki kanunua gari la bei ghali wewe unatakiwa ununue la bei ghali zaidi (Rule No. 3). Wakati huo huo Rule No. 9 inataka ununue gari second-hand linalogharimu zaidi ya mara tatu ya mshahara wako; Wenzio wakinunua mapya wewe ununue second-hand na wakati huo huo unadai una-compete nao???!!! How can this be? Na Rule No. 2 inadai tusiwe tunapanga kabla ya kutumia. Sasa inawezekanaje kushindana na wenzio kama hukupanga kuwazidi kwa kila walifanyalo? This is too low and full of rubbish to Great Thinkers! Nonsense!
 
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Nice work.


Hard working is the mother of poverty. Smart working is the key to success.
Always work little earn more. Work hard earn less.

Poor professions : Teachers, soldiers, security guards , doctors and nurses, waiters, secretaries, engineers etc. You can add more...

Successful profession : Accountants, lawyers, you can add.....

Rich people : Business men, self employed, add more.......(formal education is not required)

but when you work little and gain more,surely its time to work hard to get even more.Sometimes its more of seeing opportunities and grab them.Befor its too expensive to come even close to them.
 
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These are good rules, I think most tanzanians they fit well in the category!
 
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Mhhhhhhhhhh! NDO UMEONA UJE UNISEME HUMU JF!!!!!!! Kazi kweli kweli! Kila datbase ya bank sikosekani kwenye waliokopa au wanaotaka kukopa!
 
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but when you work little and gain more,surely its time to work hard to get even more.sometimes its more of seeing opportunities and grab them.befor its too expensive to come even close to them.
Successfully people use time properly. Work little, rest more and earn a lot of money. Their masters and their bosses are their souls. Masters of their ships, captains of their souls.

They refuse to live by the rules set by others which condemn them and their family to total poverty.
 
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Hiyo namba 1 inanisumbua sana. But nipo kwenye mapambano nitaishinda.
 
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Successfully people use time properly. Work little, rest more and earn a lot of money. Their masters and their bosses are their souls. Masters of their ships, captains of their souls.

They refuse to live by the rules set by others which condemn them and their family to total poverty.
Before they succeed they work hard and efficiently.Most of them attribute their success with seeing and grab opportunities.

In reality working efficiently doesn't mean you work less than the required work, but you don't waste your resources, while creating more opportunities and self generating wealthy.Wanaofanya kazi kwa bidii wengi wanafanya kwa bidii ili kulinda kazi na si kuongeza kipato kam wanavyoongeza juhudi.Wengi wanaridhika na kuongezewa mshahara kusikolinganya na juhudi zinazoongekezeka kila siku.Wakati mwekezajia anajua kuw akila akiongeza juuhudu ndivyo mfuko unavyojaa na yeye ndie anayepanga hayo mapato yatumiki vipi.

Poor and stupid people like to consume all because they think they can work hard to get another routinely .Smart people dont like just fish they want to know how to fish.
 

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