Recent content by umiza kichwa

mapenzi yasikutawale ndani ya nyumba ya mjomba,katafute demu mwingine ila si huyo,hapo utakunywa maji kwa karai, acha ubwege, tumia akili, msemee kwa mjomba ili afahamu,na kama atakubali uwe unampa dozi ya uhakika na si ya kubahatisha, fanya fasta!!!

achana na maswala ya govi,kubwa bado unahifadhi huo mkono wa sweta?,na huyo mdada bado anavumilia! amakweli akufaaye kwa dhiki ndiye mpenzi wa kweli! hongera kwa kupuliza baluni.

One day a young lady was looking 4 employment,as GOD is not zuhura she had got a job as a turn boy but she is a woman,she went back to home and dress trouser so as to look as a men then she return back asking for employement then she had won.

TAh tah ha ha ha