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Mazafaka naye anaitwa Doctor siku hizi?

Mcheke kwa kuamini kwamba na yeye angepata mgao wa ubunge. There was no election!

Faki zati sonofabitch! That’s why mazafaka anaitwa Simbakalia. Angekuwa anajitambua angeitwa Simbakaunguruma.

Hata Mchina anaweza kuuliza, “Hivi mbwa aliwakosea nini Watanzania”?

Kwani wewe unaishi sayari gani? Hii Serikali imeanza lini kuheshimu sheria? Kwenye nchi hii, kauli ya mtawala ndiyo inayoheshimiwa!

Employer anakuambia cha kufanya na, kimsingi, jinsi ya kukifanya na anawajibika kwa kazi yako. You don’t tell a consultant how to do what you engage them to do!

Kama Msemaji wa CCM hajaikana, yeye mazafaka Manyama ni nani?

Solution ni kutatua hiyo migogoro, sio kuficha mali.

Hujui unachoongea! Vyombo vya dola vya wananchi vinaweza kuwaua wananchi wenyewe?

What a sonofabitch! Hoja ya kipuuzi kabisa. Why do we have the current constitution in the first place?

Last time I checked there was no difference between majambazi and CCM.

Inawezekana sina bahati na jina Manyama. Wengi wa Manyama niliopata kuwafahamu huwa ni kenge fulani hivi. Nikipata muda nitakwenda Majita kulifanyia utafiti kidogo hili jina!

Weather forecast inayofanywa kisayansi huambatana na probabilities ili kuwafanya wasikilizaji waelewe kwamba bado kuna chance (hata kama ni ndogo) ya hicho kitu kutokutokea. Mazafakas wao wanafanya weather forecast kwa style ya wapiga ramli wa Bagamoyo!

This is a blessing in disguise. Bila haya mambo kutokea, Watanzania hatutaongea lugha moja. Tuwashukuru mazafakas kwa kuendelea kujichimbia kaburi.

Dude, usiangalie mambo kwa lens ya sheria pekee yake. After all, there is no rule of law in this country. Dispute ya mazafaka Kabudi na mazafaka Chacha inamalizwa kirahisi sana na application of Substance-Over-Form Doctrine. Consider this analogy—Unmarried couple living as husband and wife...