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Msichana mmoja alimpeleka mchumba kwao kwa utambulisho: Alpofka 2 baba yake akaona kasoro maana kijana alikuwa mweuc tii. Anamatege makali, namakengeza ya maana. Mwanaume alipoona sura ya baba mkwe imebadi lika, akatabasam: Kidogo, la haula! Alikuwa na mapengo hanameno yote ya mbele...

WHAT TYPE OF FRUIT ARE YOU...??? 1.MANGO -happily married 2.ORANGE -single and searching 3.LEMON - U like someone but scared to tell her/him 4.STRAWBERRY -in a relationship or marriage but inlove with some1 else 5.PEARS -still inlove with your ex 6.CHERRY -in a relationship wit the wrong person...

Jamaa mmoja alienda kuomba kazi kwenye ZOO. Akaambiwa nafasi ya kazi ipo ila hakuna sokwe. "Hivyo utajifanya Sokwe na tutakupa ngozi utavaa" Jamaa siku ya kwanza akavaa, walipokuja Watalii mambo yalienda vizuri. Siku iliyofuata banda lake liliwekwa kwa juu ya banda la simba. Jamaa ktk kuongeza...

Wana JF naomba ushauri ni Modem ya mtandao gani inakasi yakutosha na haisumbui?

“are spreadsheets sufficient to use for a fixed asset inventory?“