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Imani kwamba kitu kipo, wakati hakipo, inaweza kukuua.1.Ukijua kuwa hujui, unajua ama hujui? Kama atheism ni imani, basi kipara ni staili ya kusuka nywele! 2. Hakuna mjadala kwamba watu wapo. Au...
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Tilapia ni samaki wa maji baridi, Samaki huyu ana minofu na nyama nyingi hasa akiachwa awe mkubwa. 1. Tilapia anaweza kubanikwa akaliwa na salad tu hasa kwa wale watu wa diet 2. Anaweza...
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Nilikuwa somewhere stationery natoa photocopy then Mara ghafla kaingia demu mrembo wa haja nae kupata huduma stationery, jumla tukawa watatu mule ndani..Mimi na mhudumu pamoja na demu mwenye...
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Alikiba kamuoa Zati make wa pili... Diamond kamuoa Rihanna.. Rayvanny kamuoa Hamisa. . Harmonize kamuoa Wema... Esma kawa Msemaji wa Chadema... Mama dangote kawa Waziri Wa Habari Rugeee Kawa Mpiga...
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Majirani zetu nimesikia wanapata shida sana kupata visa ya Dubai kumbe visa kwao ni mtaji duka wana tembea nalo
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You are slim, your girlfriend is slim, when you both are walking and holding hands, you will be looking like capital letter "H" [emoji23] Maybe one day women will text each other " Come with men...
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kama upo macho karibu tupige stori.
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The only white man you can trust is a dead white man So, Blair keep your England, and let me keep my Zimbabwe. Don't drink at all, don't smoke, you must exercise and eat vegetables and fruit...
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kuna movie kali sana zilitamba wakati huo na kama hujawahi kuziona basi bado hujacheki movie...nakumbuka kitmbo hiyo nacheki movie kwenye mabanda, tena zikiwa zimetafsiliwa na LUFUFU. Zifuatazo ni...
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Kwa sbb ya kuongea ukweli na kufungua ufaham wa watu wachawi wanapga vita nisiwe on line. Lakn Mungu ni Mkuu nimerudi kwa upya, Poleni na hongeren sana kwa majukumu ya kifamilia na ya ujenzi wa...
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Kwananini mara nyingi hakuna mabekitatu tasa(house girl) kila ukigusa kizembe imo(kibendi) hasa wale wenye sura za baba?
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Akikutongoza ukimkubali siku hiyohiyo anakuona maharage ya mbeya (malaya) wakati akikitongoza ukimzungusha mwezi mzima anakuona una roho mbaya anatafuta mwingine. Ukiwa mkimya hata akikufokea...
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2. Mr II aka Sugu; alitamba sana miaka ya 90 hadi 2000, moja ya vibao vyake matata sana ni ANA MIAKA CHINI YA 18, SUGU MOTO CHINI, Huyu ni mmoja wa NGULI wa mziki wa bongo fleva,, Nlisoma kitabu...
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Ukihonga shilingi 10,000 Ni bei ya....... 1. Sato kilo 1 2. Kuku 1 wa nyama 3. Kilo 1.5 za nyama ya ng'ombe 4. Sukari kilo 3 5. Donna kilo 6 6. Mchele super kilo 4 7. Maziwa ya ng'ombe lita 4 8...
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Wakuu, Kipindi tunasoma shule msingi hadi kidato kuna watu walikuwa wataalamu wa kusingizia wanaumwa ili wasiende shule. Wakati wa tukisoma pia sekondari kulikuwa na wajanja wana doji bwenini na...
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Unakuta mwanaume kila analotaka kufanya anakimbilia kwa mwanaaume mwenzie kuomba ushauri, kwamba anashindwa kua na msimamo kwamba nimeamua hiki nitafanya hiki lakini kutwa kumkimbilia mwanaume...
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Nikiwa nimebobea kwenye masuala ya simu hususani software ,nakaribisha maswali kuhusu simu hasa za smartphone karibuni......
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Habari za kuamka wakuu. Kuna vimaneno ambavyo vinaibuka mitaani ambavyo hata huwezi chanzo chake vimetokea wapi. Hata hata hivyo, mimi nikikusikia unayatumia moja kwa moja nakuweka kwenye kwenye...
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Je ukaaji wa chaji katika simu yako unakuridhisha? Kama sio umegundua sababu? Je wajua kuna app za kusaidia angalau 40% ya ziada ya betri??! Maswali + ushauri.....
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Aman iwe nanyi wapendwa katika bwana Ngoja niende kwenye maada moja kwa moja Wewe maadam jenifer unanimaliza sana kwakweli yaan unataka kunitoa roho aisee Kwanza umeumbika ile mbaya hiyo...
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