A Wife is sleeping, in the middle of the night, she suddenly shouts: Get up, quickly my husband is here!!!
The man gets up from the bed, jumps out the window, hurts himself and then realizes...
A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.
SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"
DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?"...
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU.
There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is...
Chinese man rings his boss. "Me no work, I sick." His boss says, "When I am sick I **** my wife, try that." Two hours later the Chinese man rings back. "Me better, you got nice house!"
In a second grade class, a little girl asks, Teacher, can my Mommy get pregnant?
How old is your mother, dear? Asks the teacher.
Forty. She replies.
Yes, dear, your mother could get pregnant...
There were three African-American ladies getting ready to take
a plane trip for the first time.
The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'al but
I'm gunna wear me sum hot pink panties beefo...
Jamaa mmoja alikuwa akitokea shamba pamoja na mkewe. Wakiwa njiani waliona uyoga, wakaung'oa na kwenda nao nyumbani kwa lengo la kwenda kupika na kuula. Lakini kabla ya kufika nyumbani, wakahofu...
Wakuu hii nimepewa na mdau m1.
Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangements.
Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look...
80 year old couples were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctor's...
Kuhusu kabila teule hapa naongelea WACHAGA, mimi ninafikiri au ninapendekeza kuwa hili kabila lipewe haki ya kikatiba ya kutawala Tanzania ktk nyanja zoote za nchi yetu kwa muda fulani...ili...
Me and my Boss Relationship
When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough
When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, he is...
Kuna jamaa mmoja alifumania maongezi kati ya mwanablog mmoja maarufu sana Afrika Mashariki na comedian Chris Tucker, kama ifuatavyo:
[Muchuzi: Hallow, goodmorning]
[Tucker: Morning...
A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come...
Habari zinazoingia sasa ni kwamba yule mwanachama mwenzenu ajulikanaye kama Nyani Ngabu amekufa mapema alfajiri leoo hii kwa kupigwa risasi. Habari zaidi zitafuata baadaye.....
Ohh sipati nafasi ya kuoa mara ohhh wanawake sikuhizi haijulikani wanapatikana wapi....wenzenu ahhh someni anavyosema hapo chini. Nataka san hili brigade la ma bachela wa JF tuliokoe...kwa kuanza...
A man, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost his children, lost his job. He notices a crate of...
It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Sri Lankan student named
Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American...
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore.
His wife fluttered about him, pleased with the amount of work he had done and anxious to get him to do some more.
"Have...
A pretty woman was serving a life sentence in prison.
Angry and resentful about her situation, she had decided that she would rather die than to live another year in prison.
Over the years she...