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A priest and Nun

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Songambele, Oct 10, 2008.

  1. Songambele

    Songambele JF-Expert Member

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    A priest saw a beautiful nun in the convent and immediately fell for her.
    He planned to go to the next city to conduct the mass service and asked the nun to accompany him. Whilst on the way, the priest was busy thinking of a way to make the nun satisfy his needs.

    After a while, he came up with a plan. He stopped the car and told the sister that they had run out of fuel. "What are we going to do in the middle of nowhere?" asked the nun. "Let me pray for advice" said the priest.

    He went outside, opened the bonnet and his fly and pretended to pee in the fuel tank. He came back and started the car and they were on their way. He told the nun that an idea had been given to him to substitute fuel with urine and it worked. After a short distance he! stopped the car again and said the tank was empty again! Since he had no urine at the time, he asked the nun if she could help with hers.

    Seeing as it was the only way to get to their destination the nun was more than happy to help. They got out and he opened the bonnet for her and showed her the fuel tank and then went back and sat in the car.
    After a few seconds the nun called him and said it was impossible for her to put the urine in the tank, naturally she couldn't reach it. The Priest said he had an idea. He closed the bonnet and asked the sister to lie on her back.

    "I will use my organ to siphon the urine from you so I can put it in the tank", the nun obliged.

    As the siphoning session got to its peak and the father plunged in deepe r, the sister begged the father not to stop. "Father, pleeese don't stop!, there's moooooooore further down and even at the sides as well."

    After that the father put t he urine in the tank and continued with the journey. After a short while, the nun asked , " Father, is the fuel not running out yet, I'm sure I have more for you to siphon".
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