Na Abu Halima Sa Changwa
BEN: Karibu Mshikaji, habari za huko?
BULLY: Poa, mshikaji. Vipi mambo? Unaitwaje vile?
BEN: Naitwa Ben Willy MacKapper. Jina la utani Netanyahu.
BULLY...
Rafiki yangu alimtuma mtoto wake apige simu kwa shangazi yake.Baada ya mtoo huyo kupiga simu ilipokelewa na housegirl.akauliza shangazi yupo.hause girl alijibu hakuna mtu yeyote hapa nyumbani wpte...
Leo mchana niko mitaa fulani napata lunch, mara jamaa wa red rubegas akaingia akakaa karibu na mtanashati mmoja hivi nakaula pilau yake.
Mwenye red rubega kamwambia mhududmu lete kama anachkula...
kuna jamaa mmoja aliagiza soda aina ya fanta, baada ya kumaliza akasema fantastic, akiashiria kuridhika na kile kinywaji.
jamaa mwingine aliyekuwa karibu na jamaa huyo alikuwa akinywa soda aina...
Two men sitting a cafe, one man said "I have a lot of family problems" second man said "I will tell you mine"
"I married a widow with a daughter, my father married my daughter, so my father...
dada mmoja alikuwa akipita karibu na nyumba yenye mbwa wakali na huku akiwa amevaa sketi fupi ya kubana mapaja, ghafla akatokea mbwa akaanza kumkimbiza, kwakuwa sketi ilikuwa fupi na yakubana ili...
Imetokea juzi juzi tu hapa katika sebule zetu hizi za umma (Bar) sinza ambapo wakali wa fikra mbadala walikuwa wakitafakari na kutafakuri huku wakishushia na kanywaji ni full kujilamba kama sio...
Fred and Mary get married but couldn't afford a
honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's
house for their first night together. In the morning,
Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynaecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has...
An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation.
The engineer was interviewed first, and was asked a long list of...
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table...
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity 2...
-- Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.
-- Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?
-- I hope your ready. The Glamour...
Mh!!!!!! mwenzangu samahani me nimeshindwa kusave picture kwenye jina langu. so msaa wenu hi nime test tu!kama itatokea mzuka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mwingi!! wakubwa.
A man and his wife are in court getting a Divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife jumped up and said,
'You're Honor. I brought the child into this world with...
Babu wa miaka sabini na tano aliamua kuoa binti wa miaka kumi na tano,usiku baada ya ndoa kupita wote wakawa wanalia chumbani,binti analia hajui kitu na babu analia keshasahau kila kitu.Unaona...
Baada ya tigo kuja na xtreme na mitandao mingine kuiga kwa majina tofauti tofauti,sasa wanywaji wa bia wamekuja na mpya!Wanadai walipe sh 1500 halafu wakate maji buure mpaka saa sita za usiku...
Little Zachary was doing very badly in math.
His parents had tried everything... Tutors,
Mentors, flash cards,
Special learning centers. In short, everything
They could think of to help his...
Kuna bwana mmoja alikwenda kwa daktari akisumbuliwa na ugonjwa wa ngozi,baada ya maongezi ya muda mrefu kidogo,daktari akashauri
Daktari,"Itabidi uwe na tabia ya kula matunda na maganda...