10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."...
Ni mabasi ya kisasa ambayo ni " AUTOMATIC" kwa kila kitu,
endapo kuna ajali linasimama automatically abiria mnashuka
halafu linaenda hadi panapo tukio linaanguka au kugongana
na gari jingine...
Hapo nyuma niliwahi kusikia maelezo ya watu kibao wakisema una namba ukiipiga kwa vodacom anapokea mpokeaji ambaye inadaiwa ni Shetani, sikumbuki vizuri namba ile, nadhani zinakuwa moja moja kumi...
kijana anashitakiwa mahakamani na baba yake mzazi kwa kosa la kufanya mapenzi na bibie yake (mama wa baba yake), mambo yanakuwa hivi mahakamani!!
mahakama:kijana ni kweli ulifanya mapenzi na...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate
father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to
arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm...
a husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts,
honey,!could you fix the light in the hallway? it's been flickering for weeks now.
he looks at her and says...
No Cheating.
If all of the eight desserts listed below were sitting in
front of you, which would you choose?
(sorry, you can only pick one)!
Trust me....this is very accurate.
Pick your...
Mambo ya Pwani bwana ah!.
Jamaa hataki kabisa kuoga maji ya bahari, anaogeshwa kwa chupa ya soda,!
Mama hataki kabisa kuvua nguo japo yupo "beach".
It is really funny to see how this...
A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce.The problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife jumped up and said, "Your Honour. I brought the child into this world with pain...
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
Your mother is the...
A True Story from Abudhabi Airport.A passenger was asked the following questions by security guy.
Security : Whats your Name ?
Passenger : Bat Man
Security : Please, your Real Name ?
Passenger...
An old Chagga man was struggling a bit with the English abroad. He walks in to the restaurant and wants to order a chicken, but unfortunately he can't remember what is chicken called in English...
Two Presidents are talking over coffee and croissants at their
country Club one day. Museveni, of Uganda, says to Moi (Kenya) "Hey, I tell you my driver is really stupid. Do you doubt me? Let me...
Siku mtu na mkewe walikuwa wanabishana ni nani muoga
kuliko mwenziwe,mume anasema mke muoga na mke anasema
mume muoga ndipo walipoamua kuwauliza watoto wao
Baba =Naomba kuwauliza ni na nani kati...
The sharing of marriage....
The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front...
Masa is a social drinker Not Alcoholic at all
Ask Fidel, Geof, Xspin, Radical, Nguli and Shemeji yao Mzenj
Hes just a pub boy!
I am even raising funds for alcohol research
Donation...